*Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
* What is the full form of singh
s-sardar i-insaan n-nahi g-gadha h-hai.
* Sardar's son: mom kal raat ko vapas vaisa hi hua
bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi.
Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.
* Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga.. mita
dunga.. mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.
*Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh:Post office.