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OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT DOSE THAT
MEAN ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------IS IT MADHYA
PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER-------------------------------------WHAT IS YOUR
QUALIFICATION ?



CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS
IT ?


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------METRIC PASS


OFFICER------------------------------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A
JOB ?



CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER-------------------------------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER--------------------------------------DESCRIBE YOUR
PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF
CLEARLY


CANDIDATE-----------------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER----------------------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE,
YOU
MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------M P. SIR


OFFICER------------------------------------------WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------MY PERFORMANCE....?


OFFICER------------------------------------------M P!!!!


CANDIDATE--------------------------------------WHAT IS THAT SIR ?

Posted 20 Jul 2004

Topic: Why Why Why

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Posted 20 Jul 2004

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*janubabe said:

nach mere bulbul

lolz   

kise ko bola bulbul
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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Queen Victoria said:

plz aik cold drink iher bhi daina

.....ary jane mango   ....akk cld mangi hay bass
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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ok   lets start with ...J
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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X Man said:

aa raha hoon ..laikin jab bhi aata hoon aap to hoti nahi hain




ary akk bichary rani or   hazarron kam kabhi yah kabhi wahan ..
ok
app a
   aoo may app ka wait karron gye
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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janubabe and f16   jadi say acha sa pm karo moghy
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>>>>>>>>>>My Fourteen Favorite Girls!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Firstly, I want all of you to know that I love u to death
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>its hard for me to only pick 14 gals to send this to, so
>>>>>>>>>>consider yourself
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>lucky ... or is it not lucky?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If I dont get this back I understand
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I have a game for you.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>This game has been played since 1977.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Once you read this letter,
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>you must send it to 14 females
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>within five days.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On the fifth day,
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>HE (the male of your choice)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>will either ask you out,
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>or say "I love you."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Please send this to 14 females.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It has worked for years. It has worked for
>>>>>>>>>>years...............
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Good luck!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>NOW MAKE A WISH ON YOUR GUY!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~Wish~~~
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*. * ((¨¨`°v°´¨¨)) *.·*.·¸
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>*? * ((_.^._)) *?*-;-*`·
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>~~~OK NOW STOP! ~~~
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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kiya mery yadeen bhoolany ho..........
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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karnay do na ....
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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*janubabe said:

JB ki Rani said:

nahi may asa nahi honay don    gye   barry bahen kay hoty choty bahen apna rishta   khod dhonday   ...no way may janubabe tumhary liyee khod acha sa MONDA dekhon gye

main monde ka nahi kurri ka manga hai sis woh kiss kay liye


korry ka kise kay liye janubabe
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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X Man said:

hmmmm.....wah ji wah...parooo...tumhian kia ho gia...




janubabe ki shadi ki khoshi may devdass
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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pagel yah may hanse rahy hon
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rao_buddy said:

chalo hummmmm




kahn lay kar ja rahy ho hgamy reo
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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kahna ho sab is form may moghy akkily dare araha hay
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javad said:

theek hai aab nahi poochonga

...jokking bhai
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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geo   new kay liye and ary ...foe musti baetter hay
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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may hoon na
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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Why You Make Me Smile









Because you are beautiful







Because you are kind





Because you are wonderful





Because you are caring





Because you are funny





Because you are smart





Because you are cute



Because you are sweet







Because you are cool





Because you are understanding









!

!

!

!

!

!

!

!

!

Because im making u Fooooooooooool

.
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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"My love for u is like time give it just One make it last forever"



~*~US NEY KAHA~*~


Us ney kaha mujh sey kitna pyAar hai...
Main ney kaha sitaron ka koi shumar nahin

Us ney kaha k kon tumhin hai bohat aziz ?
MAin ney kaha, dil pey jis ka ikhtiyar hai

Us ney kaha Kon sa Tofah tumhin main doon
MAin ne kaha wohi shaam jo abhi tak udhar hai

Us ney kaha Khizan main mulaqat ka jawaz...
Main ney kaha, qurb ka matlab bahar hai......

Us ney kaha senkron gham zindagi main hain
Main ney kaha gham nahin, jab ghamgasar saath hai

Us ney kaha saath kahan tak nibhaon gi...???
Main ney kaha jitni yeh saans ki taar hai......

Us ney kaha mujh ko yaqeen aaye kiss tarah
Main ney kaha, naam mera aetbaar hai....!!!
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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Posted 20 Jul 2004

Topic: poetry corner

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I hide my tears
when I say your name,I hide my tears when I say your name,
for the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I smile and seem care free,
theres no one who misses you more than me

Posted 20 Jul 2004

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kal...guru
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cute huma said:

hi friendz i am back kiya hal hain sub logo kay

...fine   app sonao
and mg ka kiya hal hay
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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~*~US NEY KAHA~*~~*~US NEY KAHA~*~


Us ney kaha mujh sey kitna pyAar hai...
Main ney kaha sitaron ka koi shumar nahin

Us ney kaha k kon tumhin hai bohat aziz ?
MAin ney kaha, dil pey jis ka ikhtiyar hai

Us ney kaha Kon sa Tofah tumhin main doon
MAin ne kaha wohi shaam jo abhi tak udhar hai

Us ney kaha Khizan main mulaqat ka jawaz...
Main ney kaha, qurb ka matlab bahar hai......

Us ney kaha senkron gham zindagi main hain
Main ney kaha gham nahin, jab ghamgasar saath hai

Us ney kaha saath kahan tak nibhaon gi...???
Main ney kaha jitni yeh saans ki taar hai......

Us ney kaha mujh ko yaqeen aaye kiss tarah
Main ney kaha, naam mera aetbaar hai....!!!
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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sana...she nahi he hay yah
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nice
Posted 20 Jul 2004

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Posted 20 Jul 2004

Topic: janubaba.com

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javad said:

nahii soffi yaar burai nahi ki ye to aik quality hai na larkion kiiiiii

lolz ok may bhia pp kay sath ho aoo larkiyon ki boraiyan karty hayn yeh larkiyanyeh larkiyan
kitnee baywaqoof or sada hotee hain
itna kuch sehnay or samjhnay kay baad bhi
woo
dil kay darwazay
halkey see aahat par
khool daytee hain
yeh jantay howay bhi
kay
yeh aahat aarzee hay
.
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aik dafa aik malah aur molvi kashty me bathe they
molvi ne malah se poocha k "barkhurdar tum ko kitny kalmay atay hain"
to malah ne kaha
" koi nahi"
molvi ne afsoos se sar hilaya aur kaha
"ooooooo tumhary aadhi zindagi zaya gai"
molvi ne phir poocha k" tum ko namaz k bare me kuch pata hai?"
to malah ne kaha
"nahi"
molvi ne phir kaha k
"oh tumhari to aadhi zindagi zaya gai"
phir jab kashty ain dariya k darmiyan mai pohnchi to
achanak malah ne poocha,
" molvi sahab kiya aap tairnajanty hain ?"
to molvi sahab ne sar hilaya
" nahi"........
malah ne kaha,
"molvi sahab aap ne to apni sari zindagi zaya kar di,
kiyon k kashty mi suraakh ho gaya hai"
ye kahty hi malah ne dariya me chalang laga di .
Posted 20 Jul 2004