~tasha~
Age: 125
6662 days old here
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I once had a sweet little doll, dears, The prettiest doll in the world;
Her cheeks were so red and white, dears, And her hair was so charmingly curled. But I lost my poor little doll, dears, As I played on the heath one day;
And I cried for her more than a week, dears, But I never could find where she lay.
I found my poor little doll, dears, As I played on the heath one day;
Folks say she is terribly changed, dears, For her paint is all washed away, And her arms trodden off by the cows, dears, And her hair not the least bit curled;
Yet for old sake's sake, she is still, dears, The prettiest doll in the world.
~tasha~
Age: 125
6662 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
You really like my limosiene You like the way the wheels roll You like my seven inch leather heels And going to all of the shows BUT..................... Do you love me? Do you lovr me? Do you love me? Really love me? You like the credit cards and private planes Money can really take you far You like the hotels and fancy clothes And the sound of electric guitar BUT.......... Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Really love me You really like rock and roll All of the fame and the masquarade You like the concerts and studios And all the money honey that I make BUT......... Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Your back stage pass and black sun glasses make you look just like a queen Even the fans they know your face from one of the magazines BUT........ Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? I mean like do you.....really love me I want you to, I need you to And I'm so tired of everybody telling me And I just got to know if you really really really really love me So come on Do you love me.........I want you to Do you love me.........I need you to Do you love me.........I just got to have some love Do you love me.........I just got to have some love love love love love love
~tasha~
Age: 125
6662 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
