~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says




nazm uljhi hui he seene main

misray ata hue hain honton par

udte phirte hain titliyon ki tarah

lafz kaghaz pe baith-te hi nahi

kab se baitha hoon main janam

saade kaghaz pe likh ke tera naam

bas tera naam hi mukammal he

ab is se behtar nazm bhi kya ho gi !
Posted 25 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
umnmn oook...btw what r we doing here? singing?
Posted 25 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
nahi     koch nahi kar rahy ham app   jao



ham   soo rahy hay
Posted 25 Nov 2007

khayali says
nice nice ..mai bhi kuch likho
Posted 25 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
most   welcome   khiyali palao
Posted 25 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Na Hota Tu To

Na Hota Tu To
Kaise meri subah aati
Aur kaise meri shaam hoti
Teri khair ki hi dua nikalti hai in labo se
Tere khwaab dekhne ke liye band hoti hai ye aankhe
Agar tu na hota to khuda ki khudai na hoti
Na hota tu, to main kahan hoti



SAHIL KI RET PAR

SAHIL KI RET PAR,
EK BAAR TERA NAAM LIKHA THA MAINE,
TANHAYI KE UNN PALON ME,
TUJHE HI YAAD KIYA THA MAINE,
SAAGAR KI MAUJON NE TERA NAAM TO MITA DIYA,
NA MITA SAKA WO NAAM,
JO DIL PAR LIKHA THA MAINE.



AAJ PHIR

AAJ PHIR AAYINA HUM SE POOCHHTA HAI,
TERI AANKHON ME NAMI KYON HAI?
JISKE PYAAR ME KHUD KO BHULA DIYA,
AAJ USKE PYAAR ME KAMI KYON HAI?



Ulfat na sahi

ulfat na sahi nafrat hi sahi
hum ye bhi gawara kar lenge
ik yaad kisi ki dil me liye
jeene ka sahara kar lenge



RAHENE DO

Hum bheed me tanha hai hame tanha rehne do,
kabhi kabar hi lafz sath dete hai jo chahe kehne do,
kuchh yaado ka aashiya banaya hai, bas hame yado ke sahare rehne do.



shero shayari

labon ki hasi tere nam kar denge
har khushi tujh par qurban kar denge
jis din hogi kami meri dosti me
zindagi ko maut ke naam kar denge



HUMSAFAR

ULAFAT ME KABHI YE HAAL HOTA HAI
AANKHE HASTI HAI MAGAR DIL ROTA HAI
BANATE HAI HUM JISE MANZIL APNI
HUMSAFAR USKA KOI AUR HOTA HAI



USKA KHWAAB ME AANA

WO MERA THA YE BATANA AJEEB LAGTA HAI,
AB USSE AANKH MILANA AJEEB LAGTA HAI,
JO MERA ZINDAGI ME KABHI BHI NA HO PAYEGA,
AB USKA KHWAAB ME AANA AJEEB LAGTA HAI.



YE ZINDAGI BHI

YE ZINDAGI BHI NA JAANE KITNE MOD DETI HAI,
HAR MOD PE NAYE SAWAAL DETI HAI,
DHUNDHTE REHTE HAIN HUM JAWAAB ZINDAGI BHAR,
JAB JAWAAB MIL JAYE TO SAWAL BADAL DETI HAI.

Posted 25 Nov 2007

cheeta says
chandni ki dokaan

pheeka pukwaan

chandni cheeko pehlwaan

sara khali ker diya dusterkhwaan

Posted 25 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
ohh acha mae bhi sleeping then
Posted 25 Nov 2007

Mujrim says
nice ones again chandni jee

mei to aapki collection ka fan hota jaa raha hoo jee


jao aap bhi soo jaao
Posted 25 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
araay yar koi mujahy bhi to batao what;s the deal
Posted 25 Nov 2007

Mujrim says
bus
Posted 26 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
bus? kidher karachi se lahore wali?
Posted 26 Nov 2007

Mujrim says
ahooo
Posted 26 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
theek hae how;z much is ticket?
Posted 26 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
cheeta said:

chandni ki dokaan

pheeka pukwaan

chandni cheeko pehlwaan

sara khali ker diya dusterkhwaan







gud
Posted 26 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Mujrim said:

nice ones again chandni jee

mei to aapki collection ka fan hota jaa raha hoo jee


jao aap bhi soo jaao





thannnnx



Posted 26 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
I would write on all the bricks
"I miss you"
and hope that 1 falls on your head
So you know how it hurts
to miss someone special like you..
Posted 26 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands./
Posted 26 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
wah wah zabardast
Posted 27 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
THANNNX   APP   BHI   ; POST 

KARO NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 27 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Tumhaari raah mai mitti ke ghar nahee aatey
Isee liye to tumhein hum nazar nahee aatey
MuhabbatoN key dino kee yehii kharabi hai
Ye rooth jaayen to phir laut ker nahee aatey
Jinhein saliqa hai tehziib-e-gham samajhne ka
Un hi ke rone mai aansoo nazar nahee aatey
Khushi ki aankhon mai aansoo ki bhi jagah rakhna
Burey zamaney kabhi poochh ker nahee aatey.
Posted 27 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 27 Nov 2007

sun_shine says
Allaah (Alone) is Sufficient for us, and He is the Best Disposer of Affairs (for us) [Aal ‘Imraan 3:171]
Posted 27 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sun_shine said:

Allaah (Alone) is Sufficient for us, and He is the Best Disposer of Affairs (for us) [Aal ‘Imraan 3:171]




gud
Posted 27 Nov 2007

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Mujrim said:

nice ones again chandni jee

mei to aapki collection ka fan hota jaa raha hoo jee


jao aap bhi soo jaao





thannnnx





yw netime jee


neend kaisi thi??
Posted 27 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
kya hua agar

kya hua maine agar haath badana chaha,
aapne khud bhi to daaman na bachana chaha,
yu to fasane-e-ulfhat tha ghazal se rangeen,
humne to kuch aur bhi rangeen banana chaha.



kuch karne do

kisi girte hue insaan ko uthane do mujhe
kisi lut ti hui izzat ko bachane do mujhe
geet gaaye hain bahut pyaar aur mohabbat ke
aaj insaaniyat ke geet hi gaane do mujhe



Aapse Dur

Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise Reh Paate,
Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate,
Kaash Ki Aap Saanso Ke Alava Aaine Me Bhi Base Hote,
Khud Ko Dekhte To Aap Hi Nazar Aate.



taa-umr

yu hi hum jehmat uthate hain
chand akshar gungunate hain
ve batate hain raah duniya ko
apni galiyon ko bhul jaate hain
lete parwaaz ab nahi naayir
sirf parr apne fadfadate hain
paanv apne hi uth nahi paate
vo humhe har lamha bulate hain
aap kehte hain likha kya humne
aur hum hain ki muskurate hain
jinko dariya dubo nahi paaya
ek chullu bhar mein dhoob jaate hain
uske hothon ki maye kabhi pi thi
umr guzri hai ladkhadate hain
ek tasveer ka sahara le
apni tanhayiaan bitate hain



Sapne The

Sapne The Sapno Ke Aap Saahil Hue,
Na Jaane Kaise Hum Aapki Dosti Ke Kabil Hue,
Karzdar Hai Hum Us Hasin Pal Ke,
Jab Aap Hamari Chhoti Si Duniya Me Shaamil Hue.



Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi

Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti,
Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Puri Nahi Hoti,
Dilon Ka Juda Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai,
Nazro Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti.



Kisi Ke Deedar Ko

Kisi Ke Deedar Ko Tarasta Hai,
Kisi Ke Intezaar Me Tadapta Hai,
Yeh Dil Bhi Ajeeb Cheez Hai,
Jo Hota Hai Khud Ka Magar Kisi Aur Ke Liye Dhadakta Hai.



Bhoolne ki Adat Hai

Chalo Ishq nahi, Chaahne ki Adat hai
Kya karein ke Hamein Dusre ki Adat hai
Tu apne Sheesha-Gari ka na kar Hunar Zyada
Main Aaina hoon, Mujhe Tootne ki Adat hai
Wisal mein bhi wohi Faasle Sharab ke hain
Ke Usko Neend, Mujh ko Rat-Jagne ki Adat hai
Tera Naseeb hai Ae Dil Sada ki Mehroomi
Na Wo Saki hai, na Tujhe Maangne ki Adat hai
Ye Khud Aa Jati kab tak
Tu bhi usse na kar Yaad, Jise Bhoolne ki Adat hai.

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Posted 28 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
kiay post keroon
Posted 28 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
bazi    dear   smssssssss ssssssssss
Posted 28 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says



some   sardar SMS   only   ; 4 
 QUEEN


Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.



Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

                                

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"




Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

                                


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR


Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..





                              

A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "



A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.   

                                

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

                              

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!


Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

                              



Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"



                                

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"



A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange; he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

                                

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!   

                                

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!.
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
smss ssssss kiya hota hae
Posted 29 Nov 2007

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