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Na Hota Tu To
Na Hota Tu To Kaise meri subah aati Aur kaise meri shaam hoti Teri khair ki hi dua nikalti hai in labo se Tere khwaab dekhne ke liye band hoti hai ye aankhe Agar tu na hota to khuda ki khudai na hoti Na hota tu, to main kahan hoti
SAHIL KI RET PAR
SAHIL KI RET PAR, EK BAAR TERA NAAM LIKHA THA MAINE, TANHAYI KE UNN PALON ME, TUJHE HI YAAD KIYA THA MAINE, SAAGAR KI MAUJON NE TERA NAAM TO MITA DIYA, NA MITA SAKA WO NAAM, JO DIL PAR LIKHA THA MAINE.
AAJ PHIR
AAJ PHIR AAYINA HUM SE POOCHHTA HAI, TERI AANKHON ME NAMI KYON HAI? JISKE PYAAR ME KHUD KO BHULA DIYA, AAJ USKE PYAAR ME KAMI KYON HAI?
Ulfat na sahi
ulfat na sahi nafrat hi sahi hum ye bhi gawara kar lenge ik yaad kisi ki dil me liye jeene ka sahara kar lenge
RAHENE DO
Hum bheed me tanha hai hame tanha rehne do, kabhi kabar hi lafz sath dete hai jo chahe kehne do, kuchh yaado ka aashiya banaya hai, bas hame yado ke sahare rehne do.
shero shayari
labon ki hasi tere nam kar denge har khushi tujh par qurban kar denge jis din hogi kami meri dosti me zindagi ko maut ke naam kar denge
HUMSAFAR
ULAFAT ME KABHI YE HAAL HOTA HAI AANKHE HASTI HAI MAGAR DIL ROTA HAI BANATE HAI HUM JISE MANZIL APNI HUMSAFAR USKA KOI AUR HOTA HAI
USKA KHWAAB ME AANA
WO MERA THA YE BATANA AJEEB LAGTA HAI, AB USSE AANKH MILANA AJEEB LAGTA HAI, JO MERA ZINDAGI ME KABHI BHI NA HO PAYEGA, AB USKA KHWAAB ME AANA AJEEB LAGTA HAI.
YE ZINDAGI BHI
YE ZINDAGI BHI NA JAANE KITNE MOD DETI HAI, HAR MOD PE NAYE SAWAAL DETI HAI, DHUNDHTE REHTE HAIN HUM JAWAAB ZINDAGI BHAR, JAB JAWAAB MIL JAYE TO SAWAL BADAL DETI HAI.
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands./
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Tumhaari raah mai mitti ke ghar nahee aatey Isee liye to tumhein hum nazar nahee aatey MuhabbatoN key dino kee yehii kharabi hai Ye rooth jaayen to phir laut ker nahee aatey Jinhein saliqa hai tehziib-e-gham samajhne ka Un hi ke rone mai aansoo nazar nahee aatey Khushi ki aankhon mai aansoo ki bhi jagah rakhna Burey zamaney kabhi poochh ker nahee aatey.
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kya hua agar
kya hua maine agar haath badana chaha, aapne khud bhi to daaman na bachana chaha, yu to fasane-e-ulfhat tha ghazal se rangeen, humne to kuch aur bhi rangeen banana chaha.
kuch karne do
kisi girte hue insaan ko uthane do mujhe kisi lut ti hui izzat ko bachane do mujhe geet gaaye hain bahut pyaar aur mohabbat ke aaj insaaniyat ke geet hi gaane do mujhe
Aapse Dur
Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise Reh Paate, Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate, Kaash Ki Aap Saanso Ke Alava Aaine Me Bhi Base Hote, Khud Ko Dekhte To Aap Hi Nazar Aate.
taa-umr
yu hi hum jehmat uthate hain chand akshar gungunate hain ve batate hain raah duniya ko apni galiyon ko bhul jaate hain lete parwaaz ab nahi naayir sirf parr apne fadfadate hain paanv apne hi uth nahi paate vo humhe har lamha bulate hain aap kehte hain likha kya humne aur hum hain ki muskurate hain jinko dariya dubo nahi paaya ek chullu bhar mein dhoob jaate hain uske hothon ki maye kabhi pi thi umr guzri hai ladkhadate hain ek tasveer ka sahara le apni tanhayiaan bitate hain
Sapne The
Sapne The Sapno Ke Aap Saahil Hue, Na Jaane Kaise Hum Aapki Dosti Ke Kabil Hue, Karzdar Hai Hum Us Hasin Pal Ke, Jab Aap Hamari Chhoti Si Duniya Me Shaamil Hue.
Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi
Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti, Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Puri Nahi Hoti, Dilon Ka Juda Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai, Nazro Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti.
Kisi Ke Deedar Ko
Kisi Ke Deedar Ko Tarasta Hai, Kisi Ke Intezaar Me Tadapta Hai, Yeh Dil Bhi Ajeeb Cheez Hai, Jo Hota Hai Khud Ka Magar Kisi Aur Ke Liye Dhadakta Hai.
Bhoolne ki Adat Hai
Chalo Ishq nahi, Chaahne ki Adat hai Kya karein ke Hamein Dusre ki Adat hai Tu apne Sheesha-Gari ka na kar Hunar Zyada Main Aaina hoon, Mujhe Tootne ki Adat hai Wisal mein bhi wohi Faasle Sharab ke hain Ke Usko Neend, Mujh ko Rat-Jagne ki Adat hai Tera Naseeb hai Ae Dil Sada ki Mehroomi Na Wo Saki hai, na Tujhe Maangne ki Adat hai Ye Khud Aa Jati kab tak Tu bhi usse na kar Yaad, Jise Bhoolne ki Adat hai.
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some sardar SMS only ; 4 QUEEN
Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. " A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what... To avoid side effects!!!
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab . Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... " Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange; he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College??? A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........
Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!.