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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

oodbalow says
nice stuff
Posted 15 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
thannnnx    my   new frind
Posted 15 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
JUST 4   QUEEN V
















Read and enjoy

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES....NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......



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Posted 16 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
baba


what   is   this 



  yah topic phir   teen may
Posted 16 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Mian Aur Mery Shaher Ka Mosam

Donoon Aik Jasey Hain

Bas Faraq Sirf Itna Hai

Kah

Barasny K Liay

Wo Muhtaaj Hai Samundar Ka

Aur

Meri Ankhon Main Samundar Hai
Posted 21 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
ye abhi tak chal raha hae
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
app bhi to   abhi tak chal rahy hooo
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,

Wo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,

Ek din wo keh gaye bhula do humko,

Humne pucha kaise ?

Wo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
.
Posted 22 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
ek din gir jaoon ga
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
kabhi   koi   dowa bhi   dee do hamy
Posted 22 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
kiyoon..bukhaar hae?
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
yare    dowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Ishq ki chandni raatein mujhe yaad aati hain
'Umr-e-raftah ko meri, mujh se mila de aakar

'
Posted 22 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
haan na dawa he doon ga...per beemari kiya hae?
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
baziiiiiii
Posted 22 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...



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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession ......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "


The Girl Said : " NO . . "



Then . .





They Live . . .




Happy Ever After . . . ;->
Full Form Of SMS



S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .



Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo





Thora Aur





Thora sa Aur






Abay Sunta Nahi Hai


Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur






Thora Left Se Aur

Bus Bus Theekh Hai





AAAAAKH THOOOOOO. . . ;->
Love SMS
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Love Is Like Swallowing Hot Chocolate . . .
Before It Has Cooled Off.
It Takes You By Surprise At First. . .
But Keeps You Warm For A Long Time. . . .
Two tear drops were floating
down a river. The first one *
asked "who are you from" she
replied, "I’m from a girl whose
man left her. Who you from?"
He replied, "I’m from the man who
regrets letting her go."
To love means to feel..to desire..to miss..to hope..
to cry and to laugh..to learn how to forgive..
to love means to live and to feel alive.
To love means to give life to all your feelings, to give meaning to all your dreams.
To love means to see yourself from inside... to feel the depth of your existence.
To love means to appreciate the worth of purity and to admire the brilliance of simplicity.
Together You and I
Can Reach Stars In The Sky. . .
Together You and I
Can Touch Rainbows If V Try. . .
Together You and I
Can Make The Moon Smile. .
Together You and I
Make Heaven Seem Like A Mile. . .
Together You and I
Can Make The Rain Fall. . .
Because Our Love Is Special
And Together We Have It All . . .
Today's Thought SMS
When u Fail, Don't Retreat, U Mite B Just 1 Ste Behind In The Process Of Success. When U Look Back, U've Only History To Reveal. Where As If u Proceed U'll Have Future To Unveil . . .
In Matters Of Style. . . Swim With The Current. . .
While In Matters Of Priniciples. . . Always Stand Like A Rock. . .
"Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say. . .

But

The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To. . . " ;->
|. . . A Luv|y ThOuGhT . . |


A Man Was Asked: "What Does LOVE Mean To U. . . ?"
&
1st Thought Came In His Mind Was. . . :
"LOVE Doesn't Mean Anything. . . LOVE Is EvErYtHinG. . "
Think Everday When U Wake Up . .


Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed. . .
|. . . A HearT ToUchINg ThOuGht . . .|

In The Silence Of Night. . .
I Have Often Wished For Just A Few Words Of Love From A Person. . .
Rather Than The Applause Of Thousands Of People. . .
Ascii SMS
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The nicest place
in the 'world'



is right beside someone like u.
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who let the dogs out?!
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c("") c("")
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Special my hand made coffee....
one for you, one for me! Gud Morning....
L
O
V
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Y
O
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"-.-" ( ';' ) "-.-"
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
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( ' o ' )
('')--('')
(''''')-(''''')
I Lov You



Teddy se bol raha tha.....
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'. I '. Miss.'
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'. I '.Miss.'You.'
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Sardar SMS
5 Hi-tech sardar inventions

1.Waterproof towel!

2.Solar powered torch!

3.Book on how to read!

4.Pedal powered wheel chair!

5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!
Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .?

Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->
2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. .

Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . ???

Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
1st sardar : I was born on Thursday...
2nd sardar : I was born on Monday...
3rd sardar : I was born on Sunday...
1st & 2nd : Jhooth bolta hain saaley!!!
3rd : Why???
1st & 2nd : Sunday ko to chhutti hoti hain... ;->
GreetinGs SMS
Ab apun tereko itni raat ko, kisi baba ka satsang sunane ke liye to message karega nahin! Bas Gud Nite bolne ka tha.... chal ab ludak le...!
Gud Nite...!

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":????:.?.:?? ??:"
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":??:-'!'-:??:"

Dekh lo, Aap k Paas Butterfly aayi hai, kyunki isko "FOOL"bahut pasand hai..

GooD MorningG
GOOD NIGHT...
Have a
"salt Dreamz..."
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U"r health,take care....
Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to God about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...
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Posted 23 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
~CHANDNI~ said:

baziiiiiii



ohh acha gussay ke beemari hae...5 baar bazi bazi kahoo..phir neem gharam pani pe lo..inshallah araama jaye ga
Posted 23 Nov 2007

sun_shine says
If we both exchange a rupee, we both have 1 rupee each, but if we exchange one good thought, we both hav two good thoughts. Have a nice day!
Posted 23 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
depends on exchange rate though
Posted 23 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Bazigaar said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

baziiiiiii



ohh acha gussay ke beemari hae...5 baar bazi bazi kahoo..phir neem gharam pani pe lo..inshallah araama jaye ga



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hahahhahahahhahaahhaha


bazi    dekho   panch bar layny say app la name   izab ban   gya hay
Posted 24 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Zindagi tere bin adhuri hai
     
        Na jane kyu apne bich me duri hai
     
             Sochata hu bhula du tumko par
     
   Teri ek mushkurahat hi meri kamjori hai.
Posted 24 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
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Main her dil ka ghum pee loon
Main apka her ashq pee loon
Agar pyaar men subko manzil mile to
Main gumnamiyon ke andhere men jee loon

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Yun mile lekin mulaqat ho na suki
Honth kape magar baat ho na suki
Meri khamoshi sub baat keh gayee
Unhen shikayat hai ki baat ho na suki

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Aankhen to pyar men dil ki juban hoti hai
sachi mohabaat to bejuban hoti hai
Pyar men dard bhi mila to kya muskil
Suna hai Dard se hi chahat jawan hoti hai

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Raat ke anhdere men jub sara jahan sota hai
Us waqt kisi ki yaad men ek dil rota hai
Khuda kare kisis per koi fida na ho
Magar ho to maut se pahle juda na ho

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Posted 24 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
bas esa he hoon main
Posted 24 Nov 2007

Mujrim says
MASHALLAH

rlly liked it
Posted 24 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
thannnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted 24 Nov 2007

Mujrim says
yw chandni jee
Posted 24 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
u'r welcome
Posted 25 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Tumhaari raah mai mitti ke ghar nahee aatey
Isee liye to tumhein hum nazar nahee aatey
MuhabbatoN key dino kee yehii kharabi hai
Ye rooth jaayen to phir laut ker nahee aatey
Jinhein saliqa hai tehziib-e-gham samajhne ka
Un hi ke rone mai aansoo nazar nahee aatey
Khushi ki aankhon mai aansoo ki bhi jagah rakhna
Burey zamaney kabhi poochh ker nahee aatey
Posted 25 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
ke keh rahay ho
Posted 25 Nov 2007

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