~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

sun_shine says
What's greater than mother's love? Which pillow is better than a loved ones lap? What's warmer than a father's hug? Whose company is better than a friend's company? What's tastier than our mother's cooking? These are some things that we cherish in life which has no substitutes
Posted 29 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Bazigaar said:

smss ssssss kiya hota hae











TUMHAY   NAHI    PATA BAZI>????
Posted 29 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sun_shine said:

What's greater than mother's love? Which pillow is better than a loved ones lap? What's warmer than a father's hug? Whose company is better than a friend's company? What's tastier than our mother's cooking? These are some things that we cherish in life which has no substitutes




GREAT
Posted 29 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Kabhi hum pe wo jan diya karte the
     Jo hum kahte the wo man liya karte the
        Aaj pas se anjan bankar gujar gaye
        Jo dur se hi pahchan liya karte the. .
Posted 29 Nov 2007

thnx chandani
sms parh liye main nay
Posted 29 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
KING OF JB said:

Ajeeb lagati hai shaam kabhi kabhi

Zindagi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi

Samjh me aaye to mujhe bhi batana

Ki kyu karti hai yaade pareshaan

Kabhi Kabhi





thannnnxxxxx MG
 reallly    amizing   aws aaaaaaaam
Posted 30 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
QUEEN VICTORIA said:

thnx chandani
sms parh liye main nay








aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted 30 Nov 2007

Bazigaar says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Bazigaar said:

smss ssssss kiya hota hae











TUMHAY   NAHI    PATA BAZI>????


mobile messaging i guess? mere pass cell phone nahi hae actually na he i take interest in it...
Posted 30 Nov 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Rose
    Lotus
       Tulip
           Orchid
              Sunflower
                        Jasmin
                                 Lilly

    Are Flowewrs are sweet but they have no
                  Comparison with you !

             
    Kyuki,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,




    Gobhi ke phool ki bat hi kuch
    aur hai ! Hai Naaaaaaaaa ?
Posted 05 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
wah wah subhanallah
Posted 06 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
hay   na
Posted 07 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
yeah manshallah
Posted 07 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
**********************************
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
**********************************
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
**********************************
Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
**********************************
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
**********************************
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
**********************************
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
**********************************
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
**********************************
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
**********************************
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one..
.
Posted 08 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
ye msm hain ya jokes
Posted 08 Dec 2007

sun_shine says
Mout ki gaud main jab sona ho ga,
Na koi takya , na koi bichona ho ga,
Bas ham hoon gay hamari tanhaee ho gi,
our kabristaan ka ik kona ho ga,
Posted 08 Dec 2007

Mujrim says
gud wrk done by evry1
Posted 08 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sun_shine said:

Mout ki gaud main jab sona ho ga,
Na koi takya , na koi bichona ho ga,
Bas ham hoon gay hamari tanhaee ho gi,
our kabristaan ka ik kona ho ga,






gud
Posted 09 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..



Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..






kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…



Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!



Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..



jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..



Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!



Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!



Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!.
.
Posted 09 Dec 2007

sun_shine says
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
Posted 09 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
good stuff
Posted 09 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Bazigaar said:

good stuff




thannnnx   bazi
Posted 10 Dec 2007

Ayesha says
chandni itnay sms kahan say jama karti ho?
Posted 10 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says

ahem   ahem     

sara   din mobil ki   sms   tone bajty rahyty hay na
Posted 10 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Na dur rahne se rishte tut jate hai
       
              Na pass rahne se jud jate hai
       
        Yeh to pyar ke pakke bandhan hai
       
            Isi liye aap hume aur hum aapko .
Posted 10 Dec 2007

sun_shine says
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.
Posted 10 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
gud morning
Posted 11 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
gooday gooday morning
Posted 11 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
hav a nice dayy
Posted 11 Dec 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Dekha jo tujhe to laga ki
Chand dharti par utar aaya
Tabhi kisi ne kaan me kaha
Ke chod de sari sharm O haya
.




lov u very nice
Posted 11 Dec 2007

Bazigaar says
~CHANDNI~ said:

hav    a nice dayy



how can i have a nice day jab subah subah u started speaking alien language with me
Posted 12 Dec 2007

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