sun_shine
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!
~CHANDNI~
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sun_shine said:
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7832 days old here
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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday
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Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?...... japan
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Student:(to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink. Teacher:Go run after it. ==========================
Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
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Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in english, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight." ==========================.
sun_shine
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do You exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."
Rapunzel
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Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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rapunzel said:
Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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ya nice
dont forgot to bring guddo's milk on ur way back home
