~CHANDNI~
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;A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing? Sardar: B.Com final year"
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a sh*t ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
~CHANDNI~
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Ek Masoom Larka Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the? Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha. Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen? Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen. Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha??? Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the. Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise??? .
~CHANDNI~
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Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.Makan Malik: Abey Uloo ,500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi
======================================== Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain... Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai... ======================================== Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawaal Hai.Dhanno : Teri Izzat Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke ghore pare hai ======================================== Aaj kal dil chah raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh ke sab ke samne 1 ki ki kis kiss kissa sunau ======================================== Log kahete hai ki Ladkiyan zindgi hoti hai, Maut nahi...Magar woh log yeh kyu bhul jate hai ki, dhokha bhi zindgi hi deti hai, maut nahi.... ======================================== Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na! Girl : Sandal nikalu kya? Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja ======================================== ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain... ======================================== .
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Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear? Good Day!
~CHANDNI~
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sun_shine said:
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear? Good Day!
~CHANDNI~
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u “cute” . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
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KASH MAIN TERI CHANDNI OR TU MERA CHAND HOTA, MAIN TJHSY OR TU MJHSY BEPANAH PYAR KRTA, DOOR JO CHLI JATI MAIN TJSY KBI TU MERY BEGAIR NA TERA GUZARA HOTA HAAYYE YE PAL BHI KITNA HASEEN HOTA,,,,
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