~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

cutefriend said:

oye kidher kidher se chori ker rahi ho sms

   agy mohan piyary

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
that word is love.

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him."

rapunzel said:

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
that word is love.

awsssam

thxx

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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.


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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


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1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.


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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.


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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.


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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.


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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.


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There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.
He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....
Then one day he fell in love with a girl...
He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. .
Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....
Now, can u tell WHY ???
Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!


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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.


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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of Coffee and a coke.",

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

sun_shine said:

Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem!!When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile

No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.

Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems.

iyny din bad

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

hahahha
yeh kis ky ly hain

sun_shine said:

Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem!!When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile

No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.

Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems.

hi   roya how are u

ss kahan hoo

Hum yahan hain.
• By the time u realise the value of people around u, it might b the time for them to leave u. So, never miss a chance to say, u care for them. I Care for U!


The road to success is not straight... there is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called bad friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family, u'll have flat tyre called jobs. But if u have a spare wheel called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith & a driver called GOD; u'll make it to a place called SUCCESS!


Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!

Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha,
Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha,
Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par,
Aasmaan ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha..

THANXXX SS jani   waiting 4 your sms

Most welcome Dear


jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke ghamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!


A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that, its the sweetest when it is U.

sun_shine said:

Most welcome Dear


jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke ghamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega!


A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that, its the sweetest when it is U.

AWSSSAM

Thanks

ME 2 WELL MERA MOBILE KO GAYA HAI KIA KISI KO MILA

LOL

No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.

By the time u realise the value of people around u, it might b the time for them to leave u. So, never miss a chance to say, u care for them. I Care for U!


Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.

On Valentine’s Day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things…
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You’re a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki
se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Main: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

ONLYARBAB said:

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

awsam