shukaar karoo abi sirk freedy ki pic thi......





































agar woe khud hota tu tumhara kya haal hota
ahhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekekk

lugta hai tum apna ye topic be meray hathoon tabah karvana chahti ho

aab tum khusk sei history lei kay aa jaoo tu kon sunay ga................thora mirch masala daloo phir dekhoo hum loog kesay tutatay hain uss pay..................

karu karu paar pehlay bata dena .......ye kis kisam ka question hai.................................pure scientific ya tasavuraati....wagera wagera

that's the fact! we don't want to face HAKEKAT! agar hum apna, masharay ka, duniya ka ehtasaab kareen gey tu yehi sub kuch niklay ga.............................sadioon sei hota ayaa hai.........sadiyoon tuk hota rahay ga...................What should we do know ?????????

How can we change our lifs???? (yes i believe if we change our selves infact we are changing the society)

there are lot of realities if we think about .....hamaray sir sharam sei jhuk jayee..........


kuch mahool,kuch system he aesa bun geya hai .....agar koi ess sei nikalna chahiyee tu be duniyaa walay usay nikalnay nahi detay..............ore jo nikal jayeeee usay hum pagal.....dewana..bewakoof... kehtay hain .......kue kay phir uss ka duniyaa sei rishta hatam ho jata hai..........woe duniyaa sei aleeda ho jata hai ..ess system sei aleeda ho jata hai..............ore bilkul akeela ho jata hai................life uss kay leye bohot mushkil ho jati hai..........and we call him AN UNSUCCESSFUL MAN!



mera aik dost hai .....uss ki one year pehlay shaadi hoyee .....he was a great man woe kehta tha i will change the trand of shaadi beyaah........mein jaheez nahi loon ga ...........i don't have car.....mein apni dulhaan ko lanay kay leye car rent pay nahi loon ga balkay apni bisaat kay mutab ya tu apni bike pay lei kay aoon ga.....ya phir bus sei......ore jo pesay car kay rent paar harch honay hai un sei ghar ka aik month ka harcha chal jayee ga.......


shaadi pay sir 3 ghavaoon ore apni family ki elavaa kis ko nahi bolaoon ga..........loog kya karta hai ...aatay hain khatay hain mubarik detay hain ore chaleen jatay hain..........ore hum loog karzay utarnay mein umer guzar detay hain........


Koi maeyoon ya taeel ,mehndi nahi karoon ga......balkay uss din quran ki talawaat karoon ga ore logoon ko be kahoon ga woe ye kareen............


Paar hoa kya ........jub uss nein apnay susraal waloon ko ye sub batyaaa tu unheen nein shoor macha dea.........aesa kabi hoa hai bhala.....agar aesa hona hai tu hum apni beti nahi dein gey..........larki nein ye shikayeet ki kay uss ki dost ussay tung karteen hain ......dekhoo tumhara dulhaa kesa pagal hai.......larkay ka baap apnay betay kay paoon paar geya beta aesa na karoo ye hamari izaat ka sawal hai........haam handaan mein kis mun sei jayeen gey agar ye sub hoa tu........behnoo nein ru ru kay asmaan sir pay utha leya kay taeel mehndi paar nach gana ho ga warna hum shirkat nahi kareen gey .........................aker uss becharay nein himaat haar dei ore vesay he hoa jesay uss kay ghar walay chahtay thay .......jesay duniyaa walay chahtay thay.............




Now tell me how can we change our life ????????

uss nein hameen be scientist samja leya tha kya............lagta hai sathiyaa geya hai demag ess ka be.........





























Mein be yehi soch raha tha kay ess stupid sei question ka koi stupid sa he answer hona chahiyee tha.....
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekek
   

topic ye tha kay Mrs sall itna khati hain ......kay ussay khata hoa dekh kay logoon ko khauf aanay lagta hai.......

Jalebi




sub sei teez cheez duniyaa mein nazar he tu hai........yun kaar kay dekha ore aasman tuk pohanch geye seconds kay be aday kay bi adhay wakt mein........

kya yaar itni mushkil mushkil paheliyaan bhojati rehti ho............mujay aik bohot poorni parhi hoyee kitab yaad aa rahi hai........................jo be hum boltay hain ................woe sub Halaa mein chala jata hai.......haar aik word jo hum boltay hain woe Hala(asmaan) mein save ho jata hai................scientists ess khooj mein lugi hoyee thay kay un awazoon ko record kareen.......................un ki pehchaan kareen .......jis sei unheen sari duniyaa ki history ka sahi pata chal jayee ga..wagera wagera...........







agar ye be nahi tu jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hum tumhara sawal he valid nahi mantay...........

Yes! that is the point hameeen un musalmanoo ki zaroorat hai jo islam ko samjeen ore phir islam kabool kareen....see jo nonmuslim agar islam kabool karta hai tu woe hum jesay "Paidaeshi" musalmanoo sei hazar dargay behtar hota hai.........

Tableeg karna theek hai but the way they adopt is wrong........mein nein dekha hai jub ye loog tableeg kartay hain.......tu aesa lugta hai jesay koi ruta ratayaa sabak suna rahay hoon..............



I read somewhere that: khuda jis sei khush hota hai.....usay din ki samaj aata farma deta hai......


mein dua karta hoon khuda muslims(specially south asia kay musalmanoo) ko din ki samaj aata farmayee. Amin

ho sakta hai kisi Sitara-shanas(najumi) nein ye baat kahi ho..........................

































ore loog uss mein be matlab dhondnay beth geye

King of jb said:

shaista said:

rani ne mere khayaal main khuub sandal khilaaye hain....

aur naam biryani

well said shaista jee

ya jitni bar kahay ga kay rani say beryani kahi hay its means jootay khaey hay

Allah karay tumhari ye Gulat-fehmi sari zindagi rahay ...........













































ore meri mojeen yunhi lugi raheen
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekeke

Allah humma salai ala Mohammadin wala alie Mohammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wala alai ibraheema ina ka hameed majeed.Allah huma barik ala Mohammadin wala alai MOhammadin kama barakta ala ibraheema wala alai ibraheema ina ka hameedumajeed

Im with you DD.................He really don't have sense...................he is a sick man...who always want from everybody to say Cool! you are very nice SRK ......you are a Geniuse wagera wagera........but when peoples don't listen to him he get jealous and start messing with them.....

yani aab ezaat-maab gulay-gulzar fakhray-pakistan sheray punjab aali-janab fradiya sahib ko aab Langoor kaha jayee ga










































Teri tooooooooooooooooooooooo

ajj roza rukha ore itna sokoon mila kay kea bataoon..........

during fast larkiyoon ki taraf dekhnay ko dil he nahi chaha ore jis ki taraf be dekha woe ma, behan he lugi........

jaha tuk mujay yaad parta hai ajj kisi ka be dil nahi dhukayaa ........


ajj ka din meri zindagi ka aik behtareen din tha

SALL said:

khekehekhekehekheeee....
areyy nahi yarr,,
hum ne aaj tak kissi ko darane ki koshish nahi ki

koshish karu bhi to it never works
hum hein hi itne ache aur itttnnnne sweeet

tumheen koshish karnay ki zaroorat be nahi........












































sirf nakaab sirka doe...............sub ki chikeen nikal jayeen gey....
ahhhhhhhhhhh kekekekeekek

na na beta aesa nahi kehtay kya pata app kay papa nein be kisi sei pyar kia ho......



































I KEED....I KEED....I JOKE WITH YOU

Inalillah-ay-wa-inallahirajaioon.

i really don't have words ....infact i can't feel your pain.....even can't imagine.......jis pay guzarti hai usay he pata chalta hai....baki sub tu sirf tasali he dei saktay hain...........

Khuda un kay durjaat buland karay........ore tum dono ko sabar aata framayee.......ameen!


sabar yaar.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George

rani nein he khilaa dea hai kuch













































mujay bariyani ore king ko jutay
ahhhhhhhhhh kekekekekek

Haar insaan ko mirchi lugti hai..............agar uss ki rani kisi sei gift mangay tu.......











































paar tumheen kya tum tu king ho
ahhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekeke
kekekekeekekek

apnay sir pay maar kay check kaar lena pehlay phirrrrr mujay gift karna long heel wali sandal shaista urffffff nashta



lipstick ore nailpolish mein khud he khareed loon ga ......zara rani sei poch kay batana tu usay kon sa color pasand hai.....












































ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekeke

leave it guys......they are not gona listen you...........haan agar tum larki hotay tu dosri baat thi......

ajj dhulayee hoyee na
tumheen keh raha hoon ...............tumheeen.......haan haan tumheen ......












































kya na aik tu tum samajti he nahi
ahhhhhhhhh kekekekeke

abay jaaaa demag ka dahi na bana.......................fradiya theek hai na tahalus ........................fikray bananay mein aasani hoti hai

jaooo ninu karoooooooo .........hameen tu abi jagna hai

mera be jee chah raha hai dewaar sei takreen maroo









yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar ye tu sab jantay hain imaan ki kamzoori hai ya fala hai wagera wager................hameen ess ki jhaar ko pakarna hai ......ye sub kuch kue haiiiiiiii.....ye emaan ki kamzori wagera wagera

nasebay-dostaan kya ho geya tabeyaat ko...........



ye tu haar wakt undeer he hota hai......paar jub bardasht sei bahir ho jata hai tu ugal deta hoon

good!
        next question ........kon sei waja hai loog aesay ho geye hain.......woe akheraat kay baray mein sochana he nahi chahtay ku itnay materialistic ho geye hain .........kya apnay jesay dosray insanoo ko dekha kay ???? matlab jesay dosray kaar rahay hain hum be kartay hain un ko agar kuch nahi hoa tu hameen be nahi ho ga..................they see peoples who are greedy and get money from najaeez source are more happy then a person who's life is full with emaan ..jo rishwat nahi leta....dhooka nahi karta..jhoot nahi bolta.........you know een ki zindagi kitni hard hoti hai ?????kya kya problem nahi aati un pay.........why is that ?????? ye kaha ka insaaf hai.......aik insaan agar khuda kay tarekoo pay chalta hai tu ussay zindagi mein kya kya musebateen nahi uthana parti ...............dosri taraf ess kay ult chalnay walay mazay sei zindagi guzaar rahay hain.........ye nainsaafi kue ?????


Haam kehtay hain masjidoon mein namazi nahi aatay........jub aik he mohalay mein 5 masjidiin ho gey tu kaha ayeen gey namazi ?????

molvi kehtay hain....chanda doeeeeeee masjid kay Gumbad ko ore unchaa karna hai.........essay banvaoo gey tu junaat mein makaan milay ga................ore loog apni jaebeen hali kartay jatay hain........


paar unhoon nein kabi ye nahi socha kay .....masjid kay eridgird kay elaqay kay logoon ko dekheen...unn mein sei kisi ko madad ki zaroorat tu nahi.......koi bhooka tu nahi soyaa aajj.......koi bemar tu nahiiiiiii....kesi ki beti bina shaadi kay bhuri tu nahi ho rahi............haam kue socheen ....hameen tu janat mein makaan chahiyee...........


ma kay paet sei koi kuch be sikh kay nahi aata...........agar tum aik bachay koi kisi kamray mein bund kaar doe........ore sari zindagi usay uss kamray sei bahir na nikaloo tu ussay kabi pata he nahi chalay ga .....duniyaa mein koi khuda be hai ......koi musalman be hai ....koi hindu be hai....koi aesayee be hai.........koi duniyaa be hai.....woe ye sub kuch janay bina he mar jayee ga.................

ye sub kuch jo aaj kaal ho raha hai ye hamara apna he keya hoa hai .........haam apnay eridgird sei he sub sekhtay hain.....................aik molvi jis kay pechay hum namaz partay hain..............jo hameen din samjata hai.........jub uss ki neyaat he theek nahi ho gey tu hamara kya hashar ho ga???????

hoorn kay lalach dei kaar bachay ko pehlay he haam sikha detay hain ...kay beta ...agar kuch karoo gey tu uss kay badlay kuch milay ga........phir woe haar baat pei pochta hai ...agar mein ye karoo ga tu mujay kya milay ga.......agar kahoo kuch nahi milay ga tu woe kehta hai phir mein ye kue karooooo......


bachpan sei he hamaray dil mein khuda kaa daar betha dea jata hai.......beta aesa nahi karna warna allah mian marieen gey......bacha seham jata hai kay pata nai allah mian kya hai jo sirf martay he hain.......kabi hum bachoo ko ye nahi sekhtay kay woe hamara dost be hai........woe ghafoor be hai ......woe raheem be hai..........



hum bachpan sei he apnay gharoon mein dekatay ayeen hai kay Quran ko uncheen jagoo pay rukha jata hai.......ya suba suba talavaat ki jati hai ore sawaab kamayaa jata hai...............ya phir koi fooat ho jayee tu halvay shalvay paka kay quran para jata hai uss ki rukh ko swab pohanhay kay leye.......yahi sei humaray dil mein ye beth jata hai quran parnay sei sirf sawab milta hai ore hameen ess ka ehtaram karna chahiyee.......loog sari zindagi sawab kamatay rehtay hai paar itna nahi jaan pata ye jo likha hai ess ka matlab kya hai.............


fact tu ye hai Hum sub Matlabi hain.......bina matlab kay hum kisi ko pani be nahi pelatay........pelatay hain tu dil mein ye matlab hota hai kay sawab milay ga.......jis mein kuch na milay woe cheez hamaray leye fazool hai....behakeekat.......................namaz partay hain.....................kue kay janat ki kunji milay gey.............kya hai ye sub ..........hamari soch ............hamaray zindagi guzarana kuch be tu natural nahi.............