Chandani’s SMS counter

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~

jess jes ko RANI ko SMS karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kidding yare

   .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.

50% achay pau hoon gay .

and 100% achay pay

to ho jao shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..

Posted 21 Feb 2005

Fairl_Girl says

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Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

hahhaha
mujy samaj nahi ati ky sab shadi sy kiu pareshan hain

LOLZ kar ky dekh lo na

meri shadi hogayi hain

chandi ko pata nahi tha na

Posted 11 Mar 2008

Fairl_Girl says

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SupidGuy said:

either u can complain that roses have thorns or u can rejoice doz thorns have roses.
just a beatiful way to say that life is the way you look at it....

Posted 11 Mar 2008

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Apne khayaloon mai aane ki ijazat do hum ko.
Hum tumharay hein batane ki ijazat do hum ko.
Yeah naa ho ke toot jaye hamari umeed-e-wafa.
Marne se pahle jene ki ijazat do hum ko.

Posted 11 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

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Fairl_Girl said:

SupidGuy said:

either u can complain that roses have thorns or u can rejoice doz thorns have roses.
just a beatiful way to say that life is the way you look at it....

thanku thanku...

Posted 11 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

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mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

Posted 11 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

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Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

hahhaha
mujy samaj nahi ati ky sab shadi sy kiu pareshan hain

LOLZ kar ky dekh lo na

meri shadi hogayi hain

oh REALLY gud

Posted 11 Mar 2008

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Fairl_Girl said:

Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

hahhaha
mujy samaj nahi ati ky sab shadi sy kiu pareshan hain

LOLZ kar ky dekh lo na

meri shadi hogayi hain
chandi ko pata nahi tha na

main apni bath nahi kar rahi ho
main to MASHALLAH bohat happy ho

Posted 11 Mar 2008

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~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Royaa Afghan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

hahhaha
mujy samaj nahi ati ky sab shadi sy kiu pareshan hain

LOLZ   kar ky   dekh lo na

meri shadi hogayi hain
oh   REALLY   gud

thank you jee

Posted 11 Mar 2008

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har khushi ko aap ki taraf moor doon
aap ke liye chand tak toor doon
khushiyoon ke darwazay aap ke liye khool doon
kafi hai ya.................

2

4

jhoot aur bool doon???

Posted 11 Mar 2008

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KAHAN DIL CHOR AYE HO,
BOHUT CHUP CHAP SE REHTAY HO,

NA BANTE HO NA SANWARTE HO
NA KOI BAT KARTA HO

BHARI MEHFIL MAIN BHI AKSAR
HAMESHA KHOAY REHTAY HO

UDASI AANKHO MAIN LE KAY
HER EK CHEHRE KO TAKTE HO

KOI JAB YAAD AATA HAI TO
THUNDI AAH BHARTE HO

TO KHUL KAR KION NAHIN KEHTAY
KISI SE PYAR KERTAY HO

Posted 12 Mar 2008

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Chandni For U

21 december ko guzra hoa 1 sacha waqiya

7 saal ki bachi ko uss ke bap aur bhai ne pakkar buri tarha se uss ko zabardasti…

School bhej dia…………………….

Posted 12 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

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SupidGuy said:

KAHAN DIL CHOR AYE HO,
BOHUT CHUP CHAP SE REHTAY HO,

NA BANTE HO NA SANWARTE HO
NA KOI BAT KARTA HO

BHARI MEHFIL MAIN BHI AKSAR
HAMESHA KHOAY REHTAY HO

UDASI AANKHO MAIN LE KAY
HER EK CHEHRE KO TAKTE HO

KOI JAB YAAD AATA HAI TO
THUNDI AAH BHARTE HO

TO KHUL KAR KION NAHIN KEHTAY
KISI SE PYAR KERTAY HO

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:

KAHAN DIL CHOR AYE HO,
BOHUT CHUP CHAP SE REHTAY HO,

NA BANTE HO NA SANWARTE HO
NA KOI BAT KARTA HO

BHARI MEHFIL MAIN BHI AKSAR
HAMESHA KHOAY REHTAY HO

UDASI AANKHO MAIN LE KAY
HER EK CHEHRE KO TAKTE HO

KOI JAB YAAD AATA HAI TO
THUNDI AAH BHARTE HO

TO KHUL KAR KION NAHIN KEHTAY
KISI SE PYAR KERTAY HO

thanks!!!!!

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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We are all born in this world for some special Purpose... none of us are waste. So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of ur future

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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Kill the stress before it kills you. Reach the goal before it kicks you. Help everyone before someone helps you. Live life before life leaves you.

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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sun_shine said:
Kill the stress before it kills you. Reach the goal before it kicks you. Help everyone before someone helps you. Live life before life leaves you.

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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sun_shine said:
We are all born in this world for some special Purpose... none of us are waste. So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of ur future

Wow, that's deep!

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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Thank you Sis

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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Teri is be-wafaai pe fida hoti hai jaan apni,
Khuda jaane...agar Tujh mein wafa hoti tou kya hota...

Posted 14 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

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sun_shine said:
We are all born in this world for some special Purpose... none of us are waste. So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of ur future

nice

Posted 14 Mar 2008

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Posted 15 Mar 2008

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A sardar (who learned english recently) introduces his family in Party...
I am Sardar.....
This is Sardarni......
This is my kid......
This is my kidney........

Posted 15 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

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SupidGuy said:

A sardar (who learned english recently) introduces his family in Party...
I am Sardar.....
This is Sardarni......
This is my kid......
This is my kidney........

lol funnny

Posted 15 Mar 2008

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~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:

A sardar (who learned english recently) introduces his family in Party...
I am Sardar.....
This is Sardarni......
This is my kid......
This is my kidney........

lol funnny

yeah it is!!!!

Posted 15 Mar 2008

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nexxxxt

Posted 16 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

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Mujhay Mehsoos Hota Hai
Jahan Main Aankh Jhapkun Gii
Waheen Par Hadsa Hoga !!!

Posted 16 Mar 2008

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Mobile hai mera taytee dass (3310)
Number chaida hai tay chaiti dass!!!!

Posted 16 Mar 2008

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aaj kal ke halaat pe hai yeah SMS....

Koi pathar se naa maray mere deewanay ko!!!!
Koi pathar se naa maray mere deewanay ko!!!!
Technology ka zamana hai bomb se ura doon deewanay ko!!!!!!!!

Posted 16 Mar 2008

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Are yaar dil ka kya hai
Bahot kuch kahana chahta hai
Ye pagal hai diwana hai Janeman
Tabhi to tujhe apna mana hai.

Posted 17 Mar 2008

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SS where are u

Posted 18 Mar 2008

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