~CHANDNI~
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If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u. U miss me, I miss U, U like me, I like U, U msg me, I msg U, U forget me, Im sorry this wher IM different from u? I KILL U!!
~CHANDNI~
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A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?
~CHANDNI~
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Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example : Ohhh John please don't touch me at all... ! Ohhh John please don't touch me at... ! Ohhh John please don't touch... ! Ohhh John please don't... ! Ohhh John please... ! Ohhh John... ! Ohhh... !
~CHANDNI~
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Five reasons to believe computers are male : 1.They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 2.They are suppose to help you solve the problems, but half of the time they are the problems. 3.As son as you commit to one,you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained better model. 4.In order to get their attention, they have to be turned on. 5.Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the noght.
~CHANDNI~
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A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said,
~CHANDNI~
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Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What the hell is a Freudian slip?" "You know," says the first man. "It's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about.
Like the other day I was at the airport, and this really ***y lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I asked her for 'two pickets to Tittsburgh." The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the orange juice, but instead I said, 'You ruined my life, bitch!'"
BadShaH1
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~CHANDNI~ said:
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said,
~CHANDNI~
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BadShaH1 said:
~CHANDNI~ said:
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said,
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