~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
SARDAR FAMILEZ...Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho ...........
Posted 02 Nov 2006

cutefriend says
Posted 02 Nov 2006

Mujrim says
"Sardar got married. Freinds told take a gun. If she is virgin wave to us if not shoot her. First day he waved to thm second day he shot her."

bechari margayee
Posted 02 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Posted 03 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
~CHANDNI~ said:

ONLYARBAB said:

ye sms mujh par bohot suit karta hay





konsa yah   wala

Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!


..





nai choron ga
Posted 03 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
a sardar send a messege to her pregnant wife
and after sometimes he start dancing
people says y

becoz messege says DELIVERED
Posted 03 Nov 2006

to my dear friend !!!!!!!!!


I opened my bag,
found it empty.
Reached my pocket,
got few coins.
Searched my heart
& found u.
Then i realize how rich i m




i think u r....
............//\\\\
...........///_\\\\ sweet
..........||.^|^\\\
..........))\_-_/ ((\caring
..........)'_/.".\_`\)
......././._.\.../...\naughty
.....././(_.\x/._).|
.......\.\.)".|."(/./
........\.'...'.. //./princes
......./....`..././cheerfull
.......|....__.\.\
......|.../.\...\/has a gooooood brain
.......|..|...\...\
.......|..|....\...\helpfull
.......|..|......\..\
.......|..|.......\..\cooool
.......|..|.......\..\
.......|..|.........\..\friendly
....../__\.........|__\
......./.|............|.\_.
......`-''.............``--
Posted 03 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
shahrukh khan said:

to my dear friend !!!!!!!!!


I opened my bag,
found it empty.
Reached my pocket,
got few coins.
Searched my heart
& found u.
Then i realize how rich i m




i think u r....
............//\\\\
...........///_\\\\ sweet
..........||.^|^\\\
..........))\_-_/ ((\caring
..........)'_/.".\_`\)
......././._.\.../...\naughty
.....././(_.\x/._).|
.......\.\.)".|."(/./
........\.'...'.. //./princes
......./....`..././cheerfull
.......|....__.\.\
......|.../.\...\/has a gooooood brain
.......|..|...\...\
.......|..|....\...\helpfull
.......|..|......\..\
.......|..|.......\..\cooool
.......|..|.......\..\
.......|..|.........\..\friendly
....../__\.........|__\
......./.|............|.\_.
......`-''.............``--





Posted 03 Nov 2006

Mujrim says
shaba jee kya larki ki sachayee biyan ki hai aapne
dil khush kardiya
Posted 03 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
Posted 04 Nov 2006

cutefriend says
Posted 05 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
what happened cute
Posted 05 Nov 2006

kuch nahi mobile ka balance khalas
Posted 05 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
thats good
Posted 05 Nov 2006

ab us ko card lena paren ga
Posted 05 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
haan woh to hay
Posted 06 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:W langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter il murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! LOL
Posted 06 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Teen Tracker said:

ab us ko card lena paren ga




akk   card   plz  

 mera .bhi   esey   l oad karwa do   no to pata hay naaaaaaaaaaa



abb itna bhi nahi karsakty app hamery liye bhai je
Posted 06 Nov 2006

BadShaH1 says
~CHANDNI~ said:

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:W langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter il murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! LOL



Posted 06 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
KING OF JB said:

essi liya main kahoo k sms a nahi rahay



to tum   bhijwa do   card   
       tum nay to hamy eidi bhi nahi dee lol
Posted 07 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
.......... _.---.(............--._)
..(_.'.............`''-.-'`......`'.
..../................../................\_)
(_|.... _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_.....|
....\../.--'.................'--.\ ./_)
,__\).(_(_(.......)_)_)..)/_,
.\...(_, ( o)..........(o),_/..../
..`--.-` '-'..…c...... '-' ..`-'-`
.....(o)\ ..................../.(o)
…...…...'-...._w_.….-'
........…....-'...........'-.
.......…./.., .--. .--._ ..\
.....…../ /.(...\/....)`..\ \
...…../ /....\......../.....\ \
..…...\ \.....)......(...../ /
........` .\./.........\./\/
.........`.//.'.........\; .|
............/...............\/
....... ,_/ _,-,_ _,-,_\_,
.......`--' \..`.|...../ '--'
...............\`.\.../
Posted 07 Nov 2006

cutefriend says
~CHANDNI~ said:

KING OF JB said:

essi liya main kahoo k sms a nahi rahay



to tum   bhijwa do   card   
       tum nay to hamy eidi bhi nahi dee lol



chalooo MG card la ke dooo

and phir chandani apun ko sms kerye gi
   
Posted 07 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
oye
hum yahan hain
Posted 08 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
ONLYARBAB said:

oye
hum yahan hain






to app    bhaj rahy hya hamy   jezz card
Posted 08 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

KING OF JB said:

essi liya main kahoo k sms a nahi rahay



to tum   bhijwa do   card   
       tum nay to hamy eidi bhi nahi dee lol



chalooo MG card la ke dooo

and phir chandani apun ko sms kerye gi
   


han   jee han jee han   jee
   billi kay khab may chichrayyyy
Posted 08 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
karaan   may nazara jadoon tery tasveer daaaa

paynda aye polakha manooo







khosray..........bashirr   daaaaa
Posted 08 Nov 2006

ONLYARBAB says
~CHANDNI~ said:

ONLYARBAB said:

oye
hum yahan hain






to app    bhaj rahy hya hamy   jezz card



yes i am sending par send kahan karna hay
Posted 09 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ said:

.......... _.---.(............--._)
..(_.'.............`''-.-'`......`'.
..../................../................\_)
(_|.... _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_.....|
....\../.--'.................'--.\ ./_)
,__\).(_(_(.......)_)_)..)/_,
.\...(_, ( o)..........(o),_/..../
..`--.-` '-'..…c...... '-' ..`-'-`
.....(o)\ ..................../.(o)
…...…...'-...._w_.….-'
........…....-'...........'-.
.......…./.., .--. .--._ ..\
.....…../ /.(...\/....)`..\ \
...…../ /....\......../.....\ \
..…...\ \.....)......(...../ /
........` .\./.........\./\/
.........`.//.'.........\; .|
............/...............\/
....... ,_/ _,-,_ _,-,_\_,
.......`--' \..`.|...../ '--'
...............\`.\.../




yeh kaun hai
Posted 10 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
ONLYARBAB said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

ONLYARBAB said:

oye
hum yahan hain






to app    bhaj rahy hya hamy   jezz card



yes i am sending par send kahan karna hay








Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Posted 12 Nov 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
shahrukh khan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

.......... _.---.(............--._)
..(_.'.............`''-.-'`......`'.
..../................../................\_)
(_|.... _,.-'""'-,-'""'-.,_.....|
....\../.--'.................'--.\ ./_)
,__\).(_(_(.......)_)_)..)/_,
.\...(_, ( o)..........(o),_/..../
..`--.-` '-'..…c...... '-' ..`-'-`
.....(o)\ ..................../.(o)
…...…...'-...._w_.….-'
........…....-'...........'-.
.......…./.., .--. .--._ ..\
.....…../ /.(...\/....)`..\ \
...…../ /....\......../.....\ \
..…...\ \.....)......(...../ /
........` .\./.........\./\/
.........`.//.'.........\; .|
............/...............\/
....... ,_/ _,-,_ _,-,_\_,
.......`--' \..`.|...../ '--'
...............\`.\.../




yeh kaun hai



yah    mrs shaharukh
Posted 12 Nov 2006

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