~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

wah wah

TT ko apni story yaad a gaye

kia yad karadia bherooo

yeh sms hain

woh zara upper reh gaye

STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.


FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level

Girl: What did you get that little medal for?
Boy: For singing
Girl: What did you get the big one for?
Boy: For stopping!


A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground where he can measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We needed to know the height, and he gave us the length!"


Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there


Why did your sister separate the thread from the needle ?
Because the needle had something in it's eye.


Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?
Joel: My left hand.
Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil!



Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?
Mad Professor: It's called a window.

Fairl_Girl said:

yeh sms hain

LOL
   YAH
DONO   GHOM   GAY HAY BABAY   LOL

Ram Ram frendwa.
kaisn ho,
hamar se koi galti hui gava kya?
Tohar SMSwa ke darsan kiye ek jamana beet gava
tanik ek dui messagewa humko bhi bhijwai deo!!

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

~CHANDNI~ said:

Fairl_Girl said:

yeh sms hain

LOL
   YAH
DONO   GHOM   GAY HAY BABAY   LOL

Ram Ram frendwa.
kaisn ho,
hamar se koi galti hui gava kya?
Tohar SMSwa ke darsan kiye ek jamana beet gava
tanik ek dui messagewa humko bhi bhijwai deo!!

ha ha ha ha ha
chalo FG sms kerooo

~CHANDNI~ said:

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

fg   yare yahan   SMS free hay

phir bhi bhag gay lol

``Ekk tay tusi itranday wii boht ho
``Ekk tay tusi sharmandy wee boht ho
``SOCHni aa tuhano iftary tay bolavan
``PEr ki karan tusi KHndy wee boht ho ~LOL~

~*~LAFZ JAB TAK WAZU NAHI KERTY~*~

~*~HUM TERI GUFTAGU NAHI KERTY~*~

~*~TU MILA AISEY BEWAFAOON KO~*~

~*~JO TERI AARZU NAHI KERTY~*~

Kushiyan dya karte hain aur ghum lya karte hain,
Issi chakkar mein hum ajkal jya karte hain,
Kabhi tum bhi to kuchh likho yaar,
Badi ulfat se hum tumhe SMS kia karte hain

hehe muft ha to 2 sms bhejo

Zalim Sms se kya ya kara dya
Aroobah ka gala ghoontne ka dil chah rha hai

aroobah bhago

uska naam nhi lena Bhai use tu phone pe batayon gi

dekho laro nahi apus main adjust karte hain

acha

ho gaya adjust mamala

Khushi se dil ko aabaad karna,Gamo ko zindagi se aazad karna.... Hamari to bas itni guzarish hai,Bhul se kabhi hume bhi yaad karna....

~QUEEN~ said:

Kushiyan dya karte hain aur ghum lya karte hain,
Issi chakkar mein hum ajkal jya karte hain,
Kabhi tum bhi to kuchh likho yaar,
Badi ulfat se hum tumhe SMS kia karte hain

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya

looo yeh abba idher bhi a gaya

aye   chand tery chandni ki kasam mery pass bhi akk chand haytuj may to phir bhi dag hay mera chand to bedag hay
moghy tery doriyon ki kasam mera   chand to mery pass hay

mera chand kidher hia

Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....

KurKure......