Lie detector.....:D

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Cute_gal

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

PumpKin says
anyone wants to know whether I am a male or female ?I am not X or Y...cuz I am a...that !
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
We Dun Mind If Ya Wanna Tell Us Abt Ya ... [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

PumpKin says
eemm..thx sir..but actually kind of embarassing...errr...well...I'll keep it for my self cuz it's not 4 public consumption.
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Oh Ya Feel Embarassing, Tellin Us Abt Ya....
MAY GOD BLESS Ya ...
& Give Ya Trenght To Tell Ppl Abt Ya Proudly .. [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Oh Ya Feel Embarassing, Tellin Us Abt Ya....
MAY GOD BLESS Ya ...
& Give Ya Strenght To Tell Ppl Abt Ya Proudly .. [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

i can't think of 1...rite now...:p



actually u kant think



don' talkk abt urself....[:p]



ker bhi nahi raha:p



lier
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nah cutie shak to koi nahi hae..lekin zara confirm karwa rai thi mein ..[;)]



ker waliya na??
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)]




q tunmhen shaq hai kiya....lolz



haan koi shaq ha kay main nahi hoon...nahi na



hein??
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit]



lolz @ khoochey.....:p



Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit]




:S...........insanon ki tarha baat karo....:p
Posted 30 Jun 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)]




q tunmhen shaq hai kiya....lolz



haan koi shaq ha kay main nahi hoon...nahi na



ab mujhe yakken hogaya hae k U hi ho...[;)]
Posted 30 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
per mujay nahi howa.....app ka yekeen wasay bhi kisi nay nahi kerna.......soo koi faida nahi:P

Posted 30 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
itnay saray replies..........kiss kiss ko reply keroon


cute me not lier.......what ya think i m like borni.....:P
Posted 30 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

itnay saray replies..........kiss kiss ko reply keroon


cute me not lier.......what ya think i m like borni.....:P



u want me to prove it 2 ya....k tum lier ho??.....
Posted 01 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!
Posted 01 Jul 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

per mujay nahi howa.....app ka yekeen wasay bhi kisi nay nahi kerna.......soo koi faida nahi:P






joji bacha mei ne jis ko yaken kerwana tha us ne ker lia hae..[;)]

n itne sare replies se hi tum dar gaye ho..[;)] lolz...aisa kiun ?[;)]
tum to aese na the..[;)]

n cutiee ..chalo ab us ne keh diya hae proof ke liye..to chalo dekha do is ko apna kamal..[;)]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit]



lolz @ khoochey.....:p



Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit]




:S...........insanon ki tarha baat karo....:p



Tumhari Terhaan Hi To Baat Ker Raha Hoon [bandit]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

per mujay nahi howa.....app ka yekeen wasay bhi kisi nay nahi kerna.......soo koi faida nahi:P






joji bacha mei ne jis ko yaken kerwana tha us ne ker lia hae..[;)]

n itne sare replies se hi tum dar gaye ho..[;)] lolz...aisa kiun ?[;)]
tum to aese na the..[;)]

n cutiee ..chalo ab us ne keh diya hae proof ke liye..to chalo dekha do is ko apna kamal..[;)]



kiss ko yakeen kerwaya ha...mujay bhi pata chalay????????

our main nahi dara......wasay hi garmi main ...dil nahi chah raha tha:p

cute nay agar prove kerna hota too ker dati.....per ker hi nahi sakti....isi lye too reply nahi a raha:P
Posted 01 Jul 2003

NAI JOJI TUME KIUN BATAUN MEIN..
AP HAMARE HEIN KAUN..[;)]
LOLZ WAISE BHI YEH BACHON KO AISI BATEIN NAHIN BATAYI JATI..SAMJHE..[;)]
N DUN WORRY CUTIE AYE GE ..N TUME RED HANDED PAKRE GI..[;)

CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]
Posted 01 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!



i did na...:p
Posted 02 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says



Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit]



:S...........insanon ki tarha baat karo....:p


Tumhari Terhaan Hi To Baat Ker Raha Hoon [bandit]


[angrypirat]
Posted 02 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says


CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]


a gaye na...:p
Posted 02 Jul 2003

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

NAI JOJI TUME KIUN BATAUN MEIN..
AP HAMARE HEIN KAUN..[;)]
LOLZ WAISE BHI YEH BACHON KO AISI BATEIN NAHIN BATAYI JATI..SAMJHE..[;)]
N DUN WORRY CUTIE AYE GE ..N TUME RED HANDED PAKRE GI..[;)

CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



hahahahaha.......aik too nokree dain ghar per panday dhonay kay lye.....opper say yeh bhi sunain kay humapp kay hein kooon[:P]jk

chalain na batain app aisa batain.......main kahin our say pata laga loon ga....baray taloqat hein apnay.:P

cute abb nai anay waliu
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!



i did na...:p



haan u did prove diz..kay tum haar gai hoo....:P
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal



CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



a gaye na...:p


phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)
Posted 03 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]




koi baat nai...:p
Posted 03 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!



i did na...:p



haan u did prove diz..kay tum haar gai hoo....:P



if dats wat make ya feel happy....:P
Posted 03 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal



CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



a gaye na...:p



phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P


[pirat]
Posted 03 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)




hein????
Posted 03 Jul 2003

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