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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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anyone wants to know whether I am a male or female ?I am not X or Y...cuz I am a...that !
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We Dun Mind If Ya Wanna Tell Us Abt Ya ... [bandit]
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eemm..thx sir..but actually kind of embarassing...errr...well...I'll keep it for my self cuz it's not 4 public consumption.
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Oh Ya Feel Embarassing, Tellin Us Abt Ya.... MAY GOD BLESS Ya ... & Give Ya Trenght To Tell Ppl Abt Ya Proudly .. [bandit]
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Oh Ya Feel Embarassing, Tellin Us Abt Ya.... MAY GOD BLESS Ya ... & Give Ya Strenght To Tell Ppl Abt Ya Proudly .. [bandit]
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal i can't think of 1...rite now...:p actually u kant think don' talkk abt urself....[:p] ker bhi nahi raha:plier
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor nah cutie shak to koi nahi hae..lekin zara confirm karwa rai thi mein ..[;)] ker waliya na??
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)] q tunmhen shaq hai kiya....lolz haan koi shaq ha kay main nahi hoon...nahi nahein??
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quote:Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit] lolz @ khoochey.....:p Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit]:S...........insanon ki tarha baat karo....:p
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)] q tunmhen shaq hai kiya....lolz haan koi shaq ha kay main nahi hoon...nahi naab mujhe yakken hogaya hae k U hi ho...[;)]
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per mujay nahi howa.....app ka yekeen wasay bhi kisi nay nahi kerna.......soo koi faida nahi:P
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itnay saray replies..........kiss kiss ko reply keroon cute me not lier.......what ya think i m like borni.....:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh itnay saray replies..........kiss kiss ko reply keroon cute me not lier.......what ya think i m like borni.....:P u want me to prove it 2 ya....k tum lier ho??.....
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haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh per mujay nahi howa.....app ka yekeen wasay bhi kisi nay nahi kerna.......soo koi faida nahi:P joji bacha mei ne jis ko yaken kerwana tha us ne ker lia hae..[;)]
n itne sare replies se hi tum dar gaye ho..[;)] lolz...aisa kiun ?[;)]
tum to aese na the..[;)]
n cutiee ..chalo ab us ne keh diya hae proof ke liye..to chalo dekha do is ko apna kamal..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit] lolz @ khoochey.....:p Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit] :S...........insanon ki tarha baat karo....:p Tumhari Terhaan Hi To Baat Ker Raha Hoon [bandit]
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh per mujay nahi howa.....app ka yekeen wasay bhi kisi nay nahi kerna.......soo koi faida nahi:P joji bacha mei ne jis ko yaken kerwana tha us ne ker lia hae..[;)] n itne sare replies se hi tum dar gaye ho..[;)] lolz...aisa kiun ?[;)] tum to aese na the..[;)] n cutiee ..chalo ab us ne keh diya hae proof ke liye..to chalo dekha do is ko apna kamal..[;)]kiss ko yakeen kerwaya ha...mujay bhi pata chalay????????
our main nahi dara......wasay hi garmi main ...dil nahi chah raha tha:p
cute nay agar prove kerna hota too ker dati.....per ker hi nahi sakti....isi lye too reply nahi a raha:P
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NAI JOJI TUME KIUN BATAUN MEIN.. AP HAMARE HEIN KAUN..[;)] LOLZ WAISE BHI YEH BACHON KO AISI BATEIN NAHIN BATAYI JATI..SAMJHE..[;)] N DUN WORRY CUTIE AYE GE ..N TUME RED HANDED PAKRE GI..[;) CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!! i did na...:p
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Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit] :S...........insanon ki tarha baat karo....:p Tumhari Terhaan Hi To Baat Ker Raha Hoon [bandit] [angrypirat]
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CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)] a gaye na...:p
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bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor NAI JOJI TUME KIUN BATAUN MEIN.. AP HAMARE HEIN KAUN..[;)] LOLZ WAISE BHI YEH BACHON KO AISI BATEIN NAHIN BATAYI JATI..SAMJHE..[;)] N DUN WORRY CUTIE AYE GE ..N TUME RED HANDED PAKRE GI..[;) CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)] hahahahaha.......aik too nokree dain ghar per panday dhonay kay lye.....opper say yeh bhi sunain kay humapp kay hein kooon[:P]jk
chalain na batain app aisa batain.......main kahin our say pata laga loon ga....baray taloqat hein apnay.:P
cute abb nai anay waliu
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!! i did na...:phaan u did prove diz..kay tum haar gai hoo....:P
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)] a gaye na...:p
phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)] wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)] koi baat nai...:p
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!! i did na...:p haan u did prove diz..kay tum haar gai hoo....:Pif dats wat make ya feel happy....:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)] a gaye na...:pphir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)] wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)hein????
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