Lie detector.....:D

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
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dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P



opper our kahan[:D]



kahan??



daikhna na.....meray say poochti rehna....jaoo main nahi batata:P



coz tumhen khud nahi pat...:p



tumhain jaisay sab pata ha:P

maine kab kaha k mujhe sab pata hai....
Posted 27 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]


[:I]
Posted 27 Jul 2003

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nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P



solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz
acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]

n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz
nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]


jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P

jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P

woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p
thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk

app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P



lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)]
n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]
Posted 28 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P



opper our kahan[:D]



kahan??



daikhna na.....meray say poochti rehna....jaoo main nahi batata:P



coz tumhen khud nahi pat...:p



tumhain jaisay sab pata ha:P


maine kab kaha k mujhe sab pata hai....


ap ko sab kya....kuch bhi nahi pata[:P]jk
Posted 31 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]



[:I]


oohooo yeh itna masoom koon ha jee:P

main nay itna ghusa bhi nahi kya kay ...aisi ho jaoo:P
Posted 31 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P



solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz
acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]

n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz
nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]


jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P

jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P

woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p
thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk

app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P



lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)]
n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]



yeh app ka sig ha koi...her waqt idher udher hi deekta rehta ha.....aik adad ainak hi lagwa dain isay agar sahi say nahi dikhta isay:P

Posted 31 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]



[:I]



oohooo yeh itna masoom koon ha jee:P

main nay itna ghusa bhi nahi kya kay ...aisi ho jaoo:P


arey mai to hoon hi masoom....[^]....lol
Posted 31 Jul 2003

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P



solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz
acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]

n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz
nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]


jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P

jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P

woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p
thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk

app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P



lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)]
n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]



yeh app ka sig ha koi...her waqt idher udher hi deekta rehta ha.....aik adad ainak hi lagwa dain isay agar sahi say nahi dikhta isay:P





are pagal yh ankhein aisi haien...k kahin kisi ek ko dekhne lag jayein to woh is mei dub jaye..
islie mei avoid kerti hun dekhna har ek ki ankhon mei..kahi koi dub shub na jaye na..tabhi idhar udhar dekh leti hun!
Posted 01 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]



[:I]



oohooo yeh itna masoom koon ha jee:P

main nay itna ghusa bhi nahi kya kay ...aisi ho jaoo:P



arey mai to hoon hi masoom....[^]....lol

lolz
aisay na kahoo.......phir asli walay masoomoon ka kya ho ga...un kay lye koi nya word lana paray ga phir:P
Posted 01 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P



solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz
acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]

n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz
nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]


jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P

jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P

woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p
thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk

app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P



lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)]
n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]



yeh app ka sig ha koi...her waqt idher udher hi deekta rehta ha.....aik adad ainak hi lagwa dain isay agar sahi say nahi dikhta isay:P





are pagal yh ankhein aisi haien...k kahin kisi ek ko dekhne lag jayein to woh is mei dub jaye..
islie mei avoid kerti hun dekhna har ek ki ankhon mei..kahi koi dub shub na jaye na..tabhi idhar udhar dekh leti hun!



waqi yeh waja ha ya kisi ki talash main ha jee???[;)]
Posted 01 Aug 2003

na jee na ..im not in talash..bus wohi waja hae jo tell ki mein ne ap ko!
Posted 01 Aug 2003

adeeb says
kya mein hee hu woh Gumshudaaaa..jiski hae seb ko Talash..;)
Posted 02 Aug 2003

lolz ap gumshuda bhi hein?[;)]
Posted 02 Aug 2003

adeeb says
jisko meri talash hae uske liye may b..
Posted 02 Aug 2003

wah kia bat kahi..chalein best of luck jee..
jaldi jaldi woh ap ko talash karte hue pohonch jayein ap k pass..[;)]
Posted 02 Aug 2003

adeeb says
kon??
Posted 02 Aug 2003

are wohi jo ap ko dhund rahi hogi..[;)]

waise mabrook for yer 1000 posts:)
Posted 02 Aug 2003

adeeb says
Allahee arik feech..itni jedli 1000..seb tumhari wajeh se..
Posted 02 Aug 2003

thnx jee..[:)]
waise is ka credit khali muje nai aur members ko bhi jata hae!
Posted 02 Aug 2003

adeeb says
han like sofi,shary.sparky,hmm aur han rani g...seb ladkiyan hee hein..lolz
Posted 02 Aug 2003

hehe..koi larka bhi hona chahiye tha..
Posted 02 Aug 2003

adeeb says
han koi interesting gup shup wala hona chaiye tha
Posted 02 Aug 2003

wohi to..per har tarf llarkian hi larkian hae ap k to..[;)]
Posted 02 Aug 2003

adeeb says
ab seb hee tekreeben achi gup shup kerleti hein..including uuuu...
Posted 02 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]



[:I]



oohooo yeh itna masoom koon ha jee:P

main nay itna ghusa bhi nahi kya kay ...aisi ho jaoo:P



arey mai to hoon hi masoom....[^]....lol


lolz
aisay na kahoo.......phir asli walay masoomoon ka kya ho ga...un kay lye koi nya word lana paray ga phir:P

don' woy....it ain' ur prob....[:P]
Posted 03 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

na jee na ..im not in talash..bus wohi waja hae jo tell ki mein ne ap ko!



nahi yeh nahi ho sakta na.......24 hrs app isi taran daikhtii rehti hein...yeh zaroor kisi ki talash ha...

Wada ker kay sajan na aya
udeekan ich raat lang gai...lolz..
Posted 04 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by adeeb

ab seb hee tekreeben achi gup shup kerleti hein..including uuuu...



kab say main sun raha hoon......per main nay kaha kay chaloo koi baat nahi chotay motay jhoot chaltay hein......per abb too itnay baray baray jhooot......nahi jee yeh app jiss ki baat ker rahay ho yeh koi achi gup shup nahi kertee......[:P]jk
Posted 04 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]



[:I]



oohooo yeh itna masoom koon ha jee:P

main nay itna ghusa bhi nahi kya kay ...aisi ho jaoo:P



arey mai to hoon hi masoom....[^]....lol


lolz
aisay na kahoo.......phir asli walay masoomoon ka kya ho ga...un kay lye koi nya word lana paray ga phir:P


don' woy....it ain' ur prob....[:P]


lolzian...........hahaha
joke acha ker lati hoo....mera hi too problem ha.....abb bachay too masoom hi hotay hein na:P
Posted 04 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...


q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]



[:I]



oohooo yeh itna masoom koon ha jee:P

main nay itna ghusa bhi nahi kya kay ...aisi ho jaoo:P



arey mai to hoon hi masoom....[^]....lol


lolz
aisay na kahoo.......phir asli walay masoomoon ka kya ho ga...un kay lye koi nya word lana paray ga phir:P


don' woy....it ain' ur prob....[:P]



lolzian...........hahaha
joke acha ker lati hoo....mera hi too problem ha.....abb bachay too masoom hi hotay hein na:P


lolz....don' tell me k tum abhi tak k khud ko bacha samujhte ho./..:p
Posted 04 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
kya matlab jee....main apnay app ko bacha samajta nahi hoo..main hoon bacha dade ama:P



Posted 04 Aug 2003

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