An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
london_ki_hoor
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]
acha too soonain...... ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P
solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]
n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]
jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P
jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P
woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk
app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P
lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)] n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]
acha too soonain...... ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P
solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]
n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]
jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P
jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P
woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk
app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P
lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)] n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]
yeh app ka sig ha koi...her waqt idher udher hi deekta rehta ha.....aik adad ainak hi lagwa dain isay agar sahi say nahi dikhta isay:P
london_ki_hoor
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]
acha too soonain...... ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P
solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]
n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]
jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P
jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P
woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk
app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P
lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)] n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]
yeh app ka sig ha koi...her waqt idher udher hi deekta rehta ha.....aik adad ainak hi lagwa dain isay agar sahi say nahi dikhta isay:P
are pagal yh ankhein aisi haien...k kahin kisi ek ko dekhne lag jayein to woh is mei dub jaye.. islie mei avoid kerti hun dekhna har ek ki ankhon mei..kahi koi dub shub na jaye na..tabhi idhar udhar dekh leti hun!
dosselpoh
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh
quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]
acha too soonain...... ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P
solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]
n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]
jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P
jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P
woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk
app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P
lozl haan yad agaye k tumara naam kuch J se start hota hae..aisa hi kuch naam hae..[;)] n tumare sare sign ache..lolz..na yaar...me hasing...woh is se pehle wala sign dekha tha..huh..mera dekho..mast signature..[;)]
yeh app ka sig ha koi...her waqt idher udher hi deekta rehta ha.....aik adad ainak hi lagwa dain isay agar sahi say nahi dikhta isay:P
are pagal yh ankhein aisi haien...k kahin kisi ek ko dekhne lag jayein to woh is mei dub jaye.. islie mei avoid kerti hun dekhna har ek ki ankhon mei..kahi koi dub shub na jaye na..tabhi idhar udhar dekh leti hun!
waqi yeh waja ha ya kisi ki talash main ha jee???[;)]
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ab seb hee tekreeben achi gup shup kerleti hein..including uuuu...
kab say main sun raha hoon......per main nay kaha kay chaloo koi baat nahi chotay motay jhoot chaltay hein......per abb too itnay baray baray jhooot......nahi jee yeh app jiss ki baat ker rahay ho yeh koi achi gup shup nahi kertee......[:P]jk
