Lie detector.....:D

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Cute_gal

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
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haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!



i did na...:p



haan u did prove diz..kay tum haar gai hoo....:P



if dats wat make ya feel happy....:P



if dats wat is reality:P ....and u have nothing to say now:P
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)




hein????



gana ha nusrat fateh ali khan ka
abb main tumhara kya keroon....kuch pata hi nahi hota
Posted 03 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal



CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



a gaye na...:p



phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P



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Posted 03 Jul 2003

Night says
good
Posted 04 Jul 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)



Menu Yadan teri andian nee..[;)] yeh bhi nusrat fateh ali khan ka hi hae..[;)]

n cutie agayi ho to chup chap beth jao...n dun worry tume jo gana samjh na aye mujh se pucho..Hoor is Here..[;)] den no Fear..[;)]
Posted 04 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

haan kerooo.......if u kan!!!!!



i did na...:p



haan u did prove diz..kay tum haar gai hoo....:P



if dats wat make ya feel happy....:P



if dats wat is reality:P ....and u have nothing to say now:P



dats wat ya wana believe....:p
Posted 04 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)




hein????



gana ha nusrat fateh ali khan ka
abb main tumhara kya keroon....kuch pata hi nahi hota



woteva!!...:p
Posted 04 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal



CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



a gaye na...:p




phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P



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Posted 04 Jul 2003

Night says
quotation............
Posted 04 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
u iite....kid??
Posted 05 Jul 2003

??????
Posted 05 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Night

good



why not xcellent
Posted 05 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)



Menu Yadan teri andian nee..[;)] yeh bhi nusrat fateh ali khan ka hi hae..[;)]

n cutie agayi ho to chup chap beth jao...n dun worry tume jo gana samjh na aye mujh se pucho..Hoor is Here..[;)] den no Fear..[;)]



hoor nay bhi muj say hi poochna ha....soo direct meray say hi pooch lya kerooo:P
Posted 05 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal





dats wat ya wana believe....:p

dats wat ya think....:P
Posted 05 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal



CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



a gaye na...:p




phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P



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Posted 05 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal





dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P


& i kno m rite..:p
Posted 05 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal



CUTIE YAR JALDI AOO NA..[;)]



a gaye na...:p




phir chalii jaoo.....fir na kehna kay????????:P



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[pirategreen]


[|)]


[?]


ab kiya hai?/...:p
Posted 05 Jul 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)



Menu Yadan teri andian nee..[;)] yeh bhi nusrat fateh ali khan ka hi hae..[;)]

n cutie agayi ho to chup chap beth jao...n dun worry tume jo gana samjh na aye mujh se pucho..Hoor is Here..[;)] den no Fear..[;)]



hoor nay bhi muj say hi poochna ha....soo direct meray say hi pooch lya kerooo:P



Tum se...Mere HalaT itne bure nahi hue jee..[;)]
Posted 06 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal





dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p


i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P
Posted 06 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal




ab kiya hai?/...:p

din ha
Posted 06 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

bari der kerdi meherbaan ate ate..[;)]



wada ker kay oo na ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
udeekan ich raat lang gai....:)



Menu Yadan teri andian nee..[;)] yeh bhi nusrat fateh ali khan ka hi hae..[;)]

n cutie agayi ho to chup chap beth jao...n dun worry tume jo gana samjh na aye mujh se pucho..Hoor is Here..[;)] den no Fear..[;)]



hoor nay bhi muj say hi poochna ha....soo direct meray say hi pooch lya kerooo:P



Tum se...Mere HalaT itne bure nahi hue jee..[;)]



is say bhi harab ho    chukay hein[:P]jk
Posted 06 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal





dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P


mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P
Posted 06 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal




ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha


mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p
Posted 06 Jul 2003

kiu yar joji mere Halat kharab kerne per iun tule hue ho...?[;)]
Posted 10 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal





dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P


opper our kahan[:D]
Posted 12 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal




ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p


jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P
Posted 12 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

kiu yar joji mere Halat kharab kerne per iun tule hue ho...?[;)]



main nahi ker raha app kay halat harab....yeh sab app ka hi kya dhara ha......:P
Posted 12 Jul 2003

mei ne to aisa kuch nahi kia..ab u dun blame me haan..warna me not choring yaa...[:(!]
Posted 14 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
hamesha yehi kehti hein.......per i know app ander ander say muj say bara darti hein[:P]jk

chalain laal moun na banain......me not doing anything
Posted 14 Jul 2003

han dar gaye na tum..
waise andar ki baat tume kaise pata? yeh tum andar ki batein kiu kerte ho jee//jok hamesha ghalat hoti hen...!
Posted 15 Jul 2003

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