The moto is a Saaaaaaaaaaaal

tarash said:

TARAR jee yeh koee china ka restaurent hai?

Indiana is located in Usa Trash ji not in china

tarash said:

tarar jee yeh interviev aap ne lia tha??

Apni photo hi pehchan liyha karoo Tarash ji

aik kilo meter per day

Wedding Anniversary
My wife and I had been married for 25 years, so we decided to take a nice vacation to get away and celebrate our anniversary. We stayed at a nice hotel with an indoor pool just outside our room.

On our first day there I decided to show off a bit, even though the pool area was very crowded. I did a perfect swan dive, and was quite pleased with myself. I swam until I could touch bottom and started walking toward her. To my bewilderment, she was laughing, so hard in fact, there were tears rolling down her face.

I got out of the pool and ask her what was so funny; all she could do was laugh, and point toward the diving board, where I saw my swimming trunks. Looking down, I realized I was completely naked in a room filled with people. I ran to our room, and refused to come out again until it was time for us to leave.

I have bought my trunks a size too small ever since.

Submitted by Tom

The Doggy Did It...
One Christmas season mom came down from Sacramento which was a long 6 hour drive. She brought her dog Buddie who was schitzu. After a long stay she was about to leave and noticed I gave him a small piece of cheese. She told me not to do that as it would give him gas and then said she had to use the bathroom before leaving but for me not to give him any more cheese. Well, she was in the bathroom for quite some time and poor Buddy was really hungry so I gave him a whole pound of cheese. As mom came out of the bathroom we all held back our laughter until she left. Many hours later she called my brothers house screaming on the phone about not appreciating the dirty trick I did. Of course I played innocent. She said all the way back up to Sacramento Buddy kept farting, she had to put him in the back seat as it smelled so bad, then had to open the windows to air out the car until it started raining hard and had to close them. Ever smell a dog fart?


Submitted by Stan Sigstad

Lil' Brother Babysitting
Ok, My parents weren't home and I had to stay and baby-sit my little brother Timmy. So, I decided we'd go out back since it was a nice day. But, I was expecting call from my crush Nathan so I brought the phone out with me.

We got out the kick ball and started to play in the back yard. It was difficult for me because I was wearing these huge jnco brand pants that were 3 sizes too big for me. Timmy kicked the ball right on top of the roof of our house and I knew dad would blow up if he found out, because he specifically told us not too.

With the phone in my back pocket, I grabbed the ladder and climbed up it to the roof, I had done it before when hanging Christmas lights. I reached further and further for the ball, and as I reached Timmy ran up onto the 2nd floor patio right beside the ladder. (He got there from the inside.) I was so furious with Timmy at the moment for kicking the ball up there I kept yelling and yelling all of a sudden the phone rang but when I reached for it if slipped a bit! I caught myself three rings lower, one hand on the patio rail, one foot on the ladder.

I was so scared to move, but my baggy pants fell down! I was so frustrated that I yelled at Timmy that it was his entire fault and when he got fed up with me he ran around back climbed the ladder to where I was and pulled my panties down! I was mortified but still screaming at Timmy to get me down.

My crush who lived a block down from me decided to walk up to the house when I didn't answer the telephone. He cut up through the yards and into the backyard where I was standing with my bare butt and .......... He had to help me down but he definitely was looking!

Submitted by Ashley   

In-Law Nightmare
A few years ago when my girlfriend still lived with her parents, I did something real silly. I came out of the bathroom at the end of the hall in her parents' home and as I walked past my girlfriend's bedroom I saw her making the bed.

She was kneeling on the bed facing away from me, trying to tuck the sheets under the far side of the mattress. Of course this meant her behind was sticking up and waving invitingly in the air. Well, there's few things I like more than gently slapping my girlfriends rear-end, a habit, which my girlfriend had already become familiar with.

So naturally I snuck up behind her behind and slapped her butt. Imagine my horror when her mother's face turned around and looked back at me! She didn't know what the hell I was up to!

Of course I could've died of embarrassment at that moment. I stuttered a few words saying how I thought it was her daughter's butt, apologized and got out of there.

The next thing I did was March downstairs and immediately told her husband what had just happened - I'd much rather he heard it from me than her! Of course he laughed his head off and they all still tease me about it to this day.

Submitted by Michael

Family Party
One day my family decided to attend a fairly formal party in New York City. We couldn¡¯t find a babysitter, so we thought it would be fine to take my daughter with us. My wife had decided to wear a really tight dress. She had decided not to wear any underwear simply because she thought everyone would be able to see the outline through her tight dress. Needless to say, fifteen minutes after we got there, my 3-year-old girl decided to lift mommy's dress up exposing her panty-less butt to everyone. We didn't stay at the party very long after this happened because my wife was mortified.

Submitted by Dave

Very old not China may be Norway or finland as there is no permition to get more than one kid

      

Syed Zameer Jafri marhoom

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.

While walk Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.

Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation said, "As you can see, he just loves UPS men."

"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

Did you understand me?
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.

When a disgruntled customer at a window exclaimed, "No Tickets?" What do you mean NO TICKETS?"

The women waiting on him smiled sweeting. "I'm terribly sorry, sir," she replied. "Which word didn't you understand?"

Purchasing a new bird
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.

This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"

Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"

Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.

When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"

The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"