Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: New Age

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: New Age

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Mashwara

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gooooooood
Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Pathan Bhai

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about Sardar ji not about the Phatan
Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: System Error

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Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: push me

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Mein ne dakha naheen diya yaaaaaaaaaar
Posted 21 Jan 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

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Thanks
Posted 21 Jan 2004

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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
Posted 15 Jan 2004

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Posted 15 Jan 2004

Topic: offffff

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Posted 15 Jan 2004

Topic: hey

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Thanks Jupi
Posted 15 Jan 2004

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thanks for kissing Jupiter ji
Posted 15 Jan 2004

Topic: hot hot hot

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Posted 15 Jan 2004

Topic: You

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Posted 15 Jan 2004

Topic: Kashmir

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Tru but have to
Posted 15 Jan 2004

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and Y mahmood is kukri chore
Posted 15 Jan 2004

Topic: Dunt Worry

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Posted 14 Jan 2004

Topic: needy

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Posted 09 Jan 2004

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Posted 09 Jan 2004

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Posted 09 Jan 2004

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A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
> >>
> >>Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training
> >>before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The
> >>instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with
President
> >>Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Clinton should say "I am
fine,
> >>and you ?" Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we translators will
do
> >>all the work for you."
> >>
> >>It looks quite simple, but the truth is ...When Mori met Clinton, he
> >>mistakenly said "Who Are You ?". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still
> >>managed to react with humor : "Well, I am Hillary's husband, ha ha..."
> >>Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
> >>
> >>Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.
Posted 09 Jan 2004

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Don't underestimate Women!


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, kazam! -- she became the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, kazam! -- she became the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever, don't mess with them.
Posted 09 Jan 2004

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there was this sardar he goes to this store n he asks the dealer how much is this almaari? the seller is like we dont do buisness with sardars. next day he shaves and goes to the store and cuts his hair and asks how much is this almaari? the seller says the same thing we dont do buisnesss with sardars. next day he puts on makeup and glasses and goes but same thing. hes like we dont do buissness with sardars hes like screw the almaari tell me how do u always know im a sardar the seller is like ur the only idiot who calls this frdige an almaari
Posted 09 Jan 2004

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees the little girl being attacked by a
pit bull. He runs Over and starts fighting with the
dog. He succeds in killing the dog and Saving the
girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene
walks over and says: You are a hero, tomorrow you can
read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves
a little girl's life" But I am not a New Yorker! Oh,
then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave
American saves a little girl's life" But I am not an
American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers
say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog.
Connections to terrorist network are possible"
Posted 09 Jan 2004