sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*its a Very Kind Request To All of You

Plz Plz Plz put your hands together and pray for the Palestinians, for they are in need of our prayers.
May Allah help them and bring shame upon their oppressors.
"Truely Allah is on the side of the oppressed"

http://www.islamictube.net/watch/48684549/palestine-needs-yo ur-dua

Rapunzel said:

WHY (can anyone give the answers)

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?

10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?

20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

sun_shine said:

olldman said:

sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir

Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee



3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol


6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain

Wa-alaikum Assalaam

Very good Sunshine Jee.

Waise aapne kitnni baar haath barre hein check karte paint ko.    

*Thank You Sir

Lolz kae baar
Hamari Cosuin Ki paintings pari hoti hain
Unhain check karnay K liye Hum haath Barhatay hain
Agar paint haath pe laga Tho Painting Wet
aur Agar paint haath pe na laga Tho painting
Dry hain Lol...!

Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

5. ((Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? ))

1st: Very fashionable jee.
2nd: Istamalkarne se kahein khud ko, needle lag jaane se qaedhy ka, mazze se khana nahi kha sakein ghe

Fashion
Bus kar do logon bechara apna sar peet le ga

sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Dimaagh : meri samjh main nahi aata ke scohta main hun

mashvara main deta hun phir bhi log tumhari mante hain

Dil :aaye nadaan insaan ko sochne par majboor to main karta hun na

jab hi to us ne mujhe seene se laga rakha hai

Dimaagh: dekho main uss ke itnae kareeb hoon ke

main uus ka her dard apne andar samo leta hoon


Dil :aur main uus ka kitna humdard hoon ke main uus ki tadap

apne wajood main mehsoos karta hoon


Dimaagh:main insan ko zindagi ke suhaane khuwaab dekhta hoon


Dil :aur main apni dhadkano ki raaftar tabeer ki taraf usss ki

rehnumayi karta hoon aur khuwaabon ki tabeer uus pe aashkaar karta hoon

Dimaagh:jisam ka aasal badshah main hoon kyun ke

usss ki zaruraton ka aadraak tow main hi karta hoon

Dil :aasal badshah tow main hi hoon jiss waqt tum so rahe hote ho

uus waqt bhi jism ko rozi pahuncha raha hota hoon


Dimaagh:aaye ghustaakh chup ho ja meri hukumat sari kainat par hai

agar main chahun to teri dhadkanein rok dun aur chahun tow tez kar dun

Dil :kyun na kar sako aakhair tumhari ragon main bhi to

mera hi khoon dourr raha hai na...!

sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*One Of My favourite...!


"People are often unreasonable,
illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind,they may
accuse you of selfish,
ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful,
you will win some false friends
and true enemies;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building,
someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness,
they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway
You see, in the final analysis,
it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway."

Shahrukh Khan said:

Palestine ki jitne shaheed hoon gey ussey zyada aur paida hoon gey..israel ke us sey kam

charizmatic said:

We Condemn Israeli Attack on Palestine and the killing of innocent civilians may God save them.

Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

Araam se baith kar phak khaen ghe

chotti si chabbi, phir to hum Pakistan ke President to nahi bann sakte na, uss ke liye barri jail mein jaana parre gha.

Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

BJP.

phr tu waqai bure phase hain wo

Rehan M Din said:

olldman said:

Ilam mein azzaffa. Phak ka to pata chala kaya cheize hai.

yani k... ham ap kay bhi ustad jee ho gae...

Rapunzel said:

Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

Subhan Allah

MrDeath said:

Rapunzel said:

ap sirf aik baat clear karain kabhi Muslims ne Apki kisi Religious book ko jalaya???

i will not give u history lessons because your minds are brainwashed and you read your own manipulated history books. Anyways... just check on the net about Babar, aurangzeb, abdali, gazni etc.. recent example ... the blasting of budha scluptures in bamiyaan in afghanistan by talibaan.

Rapunzel said:

tu phr ap logon ko kya haq pohanchta hai QURAN PAK ko shaheed karne ka??

give me one example and i will clear your doubts.

Rapunzel said:

jab ap log apne bomb blasts k baad Pak & Bangladesh ko blame kar sakte ho tu phr jab hum kuch kahein tu bura kion manaya jata hai

mujhe bura nahi lag raha.. i am laughing at your childish comments that u and some others hav posted abt india and hindus.
We are at the moon !! soon we will be on Mars!! only a great society will progress. its up to you if you want to progress or not.

future vision said:

india is the worst enemy of pakistan
and it has been proved many time so no need to trust him
for more check
http://www.ezifun.com