Miss mine said:Kharay hain khwab hathaili pe rakh kar
aur us main band hain wo jugnu lamhay
tumhari dastakain gum ho rhi hain
na aanay k bahanay dhoondhtay ho
samajhna hai, samajh jao
jo jana hai chalay jao......
magar ye dil q ab tak keh rha hai
zara thehr jao......zara thehr jao....
Rapunzel said:
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:7. ((Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ))
Bullets khane ke liye dil chaiye na.
He ducks to avoid the germs on the revolver, coward.
Agr jis ne ye Que poche hain wo aprh le tu amre khushi k heart-attack aa jaye usko
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.
U mean to say "girti hui dewar ko aik dhaka aur do"
Rehan M Din said:
5. Maarnay main be-imani nahi kartay na...
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir
Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
Rehan M Din said:
Rapunzel said:
Rehan M Din said:
olldman said:
Rehan M Din said:
jhak marnay k liye kahin aur janay ki kya zarorat hai...
Rapu k paas boht jhak store hai... udhar lai lain aur enjoy karain..
Ye aurr bhi achi baat hai, phir to mazze karein ghe
Store ki chabbi bharri si to nahi?
yeh to rapu hi behtar bata sakti hai...
mujhay to nahi pata...
apko nhi pata store tu apka hi hai na
store mera hai... per lock n keys to tumhari hain na...
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:
Ye aurr bhi achi baat hai, phir to mazze karein ghe
Store ki chabbi bharri si to nahi?
maze wo kaise
nhi chotti si
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:
Rapunzel said:lolz keep traveling
Aghe nikal ghaya to unhon ne ayk saboot bana kar paish kar dena hai Pakistan ko.
Mumbai hamle
Mere aksar college ke dost wahan hi se hein, tafseel to phele hi un ke pass hai.
Pakaa gye
Saala ab tu ayaa na sahi jaghe!......... Ye hogha phela fikra un ka.Some, still itching for revenge, I am sure.
unhein mashwara kis ne dya tha
Asian said:
kasam se mujay daar laga
peechay se awaz ayie
O DAAS KILO KEEMA DA DEDO PAAA GEEEE
Rapunzel said:koi pooch lay to main kia kahon?
usay kia bataon?
yeh roz-o-shab to janam janam pay muheet hai
mairay zakhm zakhm dil-o-nazar
mujhay iss janam main nahi milay
mairay ratjagay, mairay hamsafar
mairay sath aaj nahi chalay
yeh muheeb-e-wahshat-e-fiqar jo
mairay naqsh naqsh ki rooh hai
koi baysabaat bayan nahin
yeh to asmaanon ka aks hai
yeh to devtaaon ka dhiyan hai
yeh to janay kaisi
sadi sadi ki azeeyaton ka gayaan hai
yeh ajeeb mairay gham-e-alam
yeh naseeb sang-e-siyah per
yeh warq warq pay garray qalam
yeh karra hisaar naya nahi
maira intezar qadeem hai
maira uss say piyar qadeem hai
yeh ajeeb mairi muhabbatain
yeh ajeeb mairi muhabbatain...
Miss mine said:
Rapunzel said:thnx jee
Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai
Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai
Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon
Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai
Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal
Yahan sab kay sar par saleeb hai......
Ghum k sagar main kabhi doob na jana
Rahoon per chal kar manzil na pao tou toot najana
Zindagi main agar kisi ki kami mehsoos ho tou
Hum zinda hain yeh bhool na jana..
Rapunzel said:thnx jee
Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai
Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai
Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon
Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai
Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal
Yahan sab kay sar par saleeb hai......
Miss mine said:Tum aag lagana seekh gaye tum aag bujhana kiya jano,
tum dil ko jalana seekh gaye tum dil ko lagana kiya jano,
So Baar agar tum rootho gay hum tumko mana hi leite hain,
ek baar agar hum rooth gaye tum humko manana kiya jano,
do qadam chale phir chor diya jo ehad kiya woh torr diya,
tum saathi badaltay rehte ho tum saath nibhana kiya jano .........
