tarar786

Age: 125
8008 days old here
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China, China
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your
fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.
"It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."