tarar786
Age: 124
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Making a Confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
tarar786
Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
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Location:
China, China
Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi
Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use Warna parain gay tum ko shoes
"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha "Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain" Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti "do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"
nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna.. .har haal main anjam se darte rehna Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........ mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!
Rab na dikhaye Tooba Tooba! nanga pinda nanga sina bara kam33na Dish Antena
Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main " eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua
Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain
dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
tarar786
Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
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Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
tarar786
Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
Points: 0
Location:
China, China
Ajj anwer dafattan khayal aya hai us murgh ka shorrba piiney key bad aur bootian khaney key bad allah allah ek berqi sard khaney key tufail us ney kitni umer pai zibah hu janey key baad
