tarar786
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I am a girl, why not a boy? I play with books and study about toys. I fly on the earth and walk in the sky. Yesterday night,I saw a sun. In the morning,I ate a gun. I am beautiful but seems ugly, all my friends call me lovely. My friend's name is Bina, I call her Tina. I know English but in Urdu, I met a Christian but he was a Hindu.
tarar786
Age: 124
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Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga, eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga, phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay, phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga
tarar786
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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted 'Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!' Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window! While falling down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto! When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married!
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh
tarar786
Age: 124
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An aged Kanjibhai and his wife, Rupaben were leaning against the edge of their chicken pen ,when the Rupaben wistfully recalled that the next week they would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
Let's have a party, Muna na Bapuji ," she suggested. "Let's party with some Chicken Tikka."
Kanjibhai lifted his cap and scratched his grizzled head.
Rupa ," he finally answered, "I don't see why the chicken should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
tarar786
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A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth. In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions
A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ? B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?
The sardar thought for few minutes and answered
A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'. A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",
The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd.... March 2nd ..and so on....."
tarar786
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A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the Pakistani said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Pakistani whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistani, Afghani or Arabs. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand nor do I about why there aren't any Arabs, Pakistanis, and Afghanis in the Star Trek show."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, "Because... the show is all about the future."
