Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

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I am a girl, why not a boy? I play with books and study about toys. I fly on the earth and walk in the sky. Yesterday night,I saw a sun. In the morning,I ate a gun. I am beautiful but seems ugly, all my friends call me lovely. My friend's name is Bina, I call her Tina. I know English but in Urdu, I met a Christian but he was a Hindu.
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Funny Shairy

tarar786

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Before Marriage u're Azaaaadd butttttt after
marriage u're Barbad.....
1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.

2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.

3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!

4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Funny Shairy

tarar786

Age: 124
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Mein so rahi thi to darwaza khat khataya mein nay socha Mera dil aayaa lkin darwaza khola to bijli kaa bill aayaa

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere piyaar mein kutta ban gaya hoon Tere piyaar mein yaqeen nahin aata to suun..bhaoo bhaoo
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Funny Shairy

tarar786

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Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya,
Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Funny Shairy

tarar786

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Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Funny Shairy

tarar786

Age: 124
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IT Poetry...
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Funny Shairy

tarar786

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chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
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Location:
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Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
Points: 0

Location:
China, China
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
Points: 0

Location:
China, China
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
Points: 0

Location:
China, China
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
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SILVIA: Dad,can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.   
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: sardar je

tarar786

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The Sardarji Doctor to his patient:
"It's very important that you take this medicine
exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: sardar je

tarar786

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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.

So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: sardar je

tarar786

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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted
'Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!'
Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window!
While falling down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto!
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married!

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Mummy bechari

tarar786

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An aged Kanjibhai and his wife, Rupaben were leaning against the edge of their chicken pen ,when the Rupaben wistfully recalled that the next week they would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

Let's have a party, Muna na Bapuji ," she suggested. "Let's party with some Chicken Tikka."

Kanjibhai lifted his cap and scratched his grizzled head.

Rupa ," he finally answered, "I don't see why the chicken should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: sardar je

tarar786

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A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth.
In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions

A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ?
B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?

The sardar thought for few minutes and answered

A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'.
A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",

The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd....
March 2nd
..and
so on....."
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Joker

tarar786

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A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the Pakistani said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Pakistani whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistani, Afghani or Arabs. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand nor do I about why there aren't any Arabs, Pakistanis, and Afghanis in the Star Trek show."

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, "Because... the show is all about the future."
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
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Location:
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Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
Points: 0

Location:
China, China
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
Points: 0

Location:
China, China
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

Age: 124
7946 days old here
Total Posts: 2636
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Location:
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Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

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Night said:

Mr Tarar and Mrs Tarar

First line in front : Mike,Billy,dick,samantha,julia,amanda,leo,nick,amber,
claire,andy.

second line :blah blah blah (you name it)



I have only two kids as I am a husband of chinese gal but they chicks are paki............
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: Joker

tarar786

Age: 124
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Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786

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thanks ji friend 16 ji
Posted 30 Aug 2004

Topic: sardar je

tarar786

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Thaks ji thanks
Posted 30 Aug 2004

tarar786

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i am fine dear and how abt u?
Posted 29 Aug 2004

tarar786

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Who is going to enforce to be diplomat dear night?
Posted 29 Aug 2004

Topic: Fun hi Fun

tarar786

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Posted 29 Aug 2004