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Asian

Age: 37
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Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005
javad says
kalloo ki one new bongii
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Asian says
the only Bhongi is MEN
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Shahrukh Khan says
what abt women... are they perfect??
Posted 13 Apr 2005
cutefriend says
hmmm doctor refers her to go to the mental hospital
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 13 Apr 2005
cutefriend says

i think chali gaye ho gi
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Asian says
well MARSHALLAH, i have not been to the doc in 6 years, i have been gifted with a good supply of white blood cells ,

anyways working in a hospital means we get to develope a better defence,


AND I HATE DOCTOURS
Posted 14 Apr 2005
Bazigaar says
i know no one here is gonna believe me, but i don't think i ever "line-mari" on any chic no i am not a saint..just too shy
Posted 16 Apr 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 16 Apr 2005
cutefriend says
yar bahut lines mari hain bahut hi zyada

poori class main meri sab copies per pehlye se margin lines hoti thi
Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Bazigaar said:

i know no one here is gonna believe me, but i don't think i ever "line-mari" on any chic no i am not a saint..just too shy


ahaan ahaan
jasey ke mein to roz yeh hi kaam kerta hoon
Posted 17 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
cutefriend said:

yar bahut lines mari hain bahut hi zyada

poori class main meri sab copies per pehlye se margin lines hoti thi


Posted 17 Apr 2005
Asian says
Bazu i beileve you, your a cute guy, my Khan never threw lines either, he said respect women and they will respect you
Posted 17 Apr 2005
~Mysteriousgal~ says
fragi.....SUNAAAAAAA

achay bachay ya kaam nahin kartay FRAGI BABA
Posted 17 Apr 2005
Asian says
you here something people?


na just the WIND
Posted 17 Apr 2005
~Mysteriousgal~ says
Asian said:

you here something people?


na just the WIND





Posted 17 Apr 2005
Shahrukh Khan says
Asian said:

Bazu i beileve you, your a cute guy, my Khan never threw lines either, he said respect women and they will respect you



he is a big liar
Posted 17 Apr 2005
javad says
very big
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Bazigaar says
shahrukh khan said:

Asian said:

Bazu i beileve you, your a cute guy, my Khan never threw lines either, he said respect women and they will respect you



he is a big liar


jhotaay per khuda ke la'nat
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Saher` says
Posted 18 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 18 Apr 2005
cutefriend says
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Saher` says
larkay larkioon ko line marna apna hak samjhtay hain
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Asian says
tell me about it......
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Bazigaar says
Saher` said:

larkay larkioon ko line marna apna hak samjhtay hain



no, personally i think wo inferiority complex ka shikar hotay hain and want to get attention...that's what i personally think...
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Asian says



where as cute guys do not need to line marna, in the words of my khan "meai larkion ke peechay nahie jata, woh meray peechay arthay hai" lolz


but the only person allowed to sexually harris him is me, any other female come near him and i will
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Shahrukh Khan says
acha mrs khan...khan kee peeche kya larkiyaan nahi ati..if he was cute
Posted 18 Apr 2005
Asian says
cute ke baat nahie hai, us ko joon se personality hai na bhoot achie hai, he will even phone my friends and make them laugh, how many Bf do that? None, they do not care about their Jano's friends let alone family,


cute bhie hai
Posted 18 Apr 2005
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