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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

mzaid says
dont worry i do more than needed in my dreams . let me keep on dreaing.
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
yeah


one day you dream you can take a shower.....


the water droplets don't ru away from your scrawny body
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
they love it so much that they get stuck on it
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
lol is that love or TORTURE?
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
ha ha ha.....

we are no one to decide that.....

wait for the testimony on judgement day and u will find your answer.
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
yeah a million water droplets crying
Posted 01 May 2005

on u kaloo
Posted 02 May 2005

cutefriend says
Posted 02 May 2005

javad says
i love u
Posted 02 May 2005

u love CF   
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
TT
Posted 02 May 2005

kia hua
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
nothing
whats going on TT
Posted 02 May 2005

wasting time
Posted 02 May 2005

cutefriend says
TeenTracker said:

u love CF   




TT insan banooo jo samjh rahye ho woh nahi

brothers main apis main pyar hi hota hia

Posted 02 May 2005

mzaid says
ch ch ch ....


TT you are sick .
Posted 02 May 2005

me not
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
yay bi hota haii kabi kabi
Posted 02 May 2005

Asian says
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
looo asain nain sabit ker diya
Posted 02 May 2005

Asian says
kaya
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
kay insan face badal sukta haii
Posted 02 May 2005

Asian says
Posted 02 May 2005

joker says
Posted 02 May 2005

Asian says
menay kaya bola? HH hus hus ke pagal ho raha hai
Posted 02 May 2005

cutefriend says
abhi bola nahi na is liye hans raha hai


usye pata hai ke jab bhi kuch bolo gi hansi zaror aye gi





ha ha ha
Posted 02 May 2005

Posted 03 May 2005

joker says
Posted 03 May 2005

joker says
mery sath aik masla haii main pagal nahii hota kerta hoon
app ko smajh nahii ayiii nahii to
Asian said:

menay kaya bola? HH hus hus ke pagal ho raha hai

Posted 03 May 2005

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