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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
hmmm tt stunt


i think he is bzy in taking scenes
Posted 27 Apr 2005

Asian says
no he is busy trying to find soap that works
Posted 27 Apr 2005

TeenTracker said:

queen is it u




off curse not.
Posted 27 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
ha ha ha ha
Posted 27 Apr 2005

Bazigaar says
pani lana zara malai mar ke
Posted 28 Apr 2005

TT is back





The Champ Is Here
Posted 28 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
welcome baq
Posted 28 Apr 2005

Asian says
GO BACK


john? you JABRONIE
Posted 28 Apr 2005

u kaloo
Posted 28 Apr 2005

Asian says
no thats me sxc you kalo
Posted 28 Apr 2005

see my sig Its TT
Posted 28 Apr 2005

Asian says
yes tt for TOBA TOBA IS KE SHAKUL TO DEEKO
Posted 28 Apr 2005

TeenTracker said:

TT is back





The Champ Is Here




yeah......

Cockroach killer...........
Posted 28 Apr 2005

mzaid says
TeenTracker said:

TT is back





The Champ Is Here





yaar jaldi may TT U lagana bhool gaya that is

TeenTracker said:

TT is back





The Champu Is Here

Posted 28 Apr 2005

Asian says
the champu?


lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


so true
Posted 28 Apr 2005

mzaid says
arey bhai champu bhayia may nay kaha tum kaha hoo....??


koi reply kau nehin araha , tumhare return to bohot shandaar hoi thee
Posted 29 Apr 2005

I am Back Champion
Posted 29 Apr 2005

mzaid says
yup u were a champion once...

ages ago
Posted 29 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted 29 Apr 2005

Asian says
you the champ.


I'AM THE WOMAN
Posted 29 Apr 2005

Posted 29 Apr 2005

TT zor say bolo awaz nahi arahi......
Posted 29 Apr 2005

Asian says
BOLO CHOLO TT
Posted 29 Apr 2005

joker says
kasay boly ga
Posted 29 Apr 2005

Asian says
mou jo us ka itna barra hai
Posted 29 Apr 2005

joker says

koyii baat nahii JB per a ker bary bary booly hain yay kia cheez haii
Posted 29 Apr 2005

mzaid says
Posted 29 Apr 2005

Asian says
Posted 29 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
wat happened ?
Posted 29 Apr 2005

Asian says
kuch nahie Bhook lagie
Posted 30 Apr 2005

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