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Asian

Age: 38
Total Posts: 11550
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Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Teen Tracker says
Queen of jb said:

Teen Tracker said:






T.T was passing through a Jungle.
A beautiful Churail stops him says...
hoo - oo - o - ha - ha -ha churail hon...
T.T --- Fer dekhdi ki ae chimber jaa!!!


queen kahin woh aap to nahi thee


Posted 17 May 2005
Bazigaar says
abhi line khatam nahi hoe kiya
Posted 18 May 2005
javad says
all lines r bussy please try later
Posted 18 May 2005
mzaid says
Asian said:

heart__hacker said:

moti

Asian said:

MOTA







WHAT
Posted 18 May 2005
Queen of jb says
Teen Tracker said:

Queen of jb said:

Teen Tracker said:






T.T was passing through a Jungle.
A beautiful Churail stops him says...
hoo - oo - o - ha - ha -ha churail hon...
T.T --- Fer dekhdi ki ae chimber jaa!!!


queen kahin woh aap to nahi thee





pata tha yahi kaho gay........




Ae Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty
ke Ladke unhe Line Maarna samjhte hain apni Duty.

Posted 18 May 2005
Teen Tracker says
wah wah lekin Quen aap par line koi andha hi mare ga
Posted 19 May 2005
mzaid says
what
Posted 20 May 2005
Bazigaar says
itni line na maro yar
Posted 20 May 2005
cutefriend says
hna yar zara thori maroo line pen main ink khatam ho jaye gi
Posted 20 May 2005
Teen Tracker says
balpoint kis din kaam aye ga
Posted 20 May 2005
cutefriend says
to us main bhi to ink khatam ho jati hia


tumharye pass koi anokhi ball pen hai jis ke ander hi factory hai ink ki ??????????????????
Posted 20 May 2005
Teen Tracker says
magic pencil
Posted 20 May 2005
mzaid says
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat !
Posted 21 May 2005
Queen of jb says
Teen Tracker said:

wah wah lekin Quen aap par line koi andha hi mare ga




AAO MAIN TUM HARI ANKHEIN PHOR DON.....
Posted 21 May 2005
javad says
chal rahny de yar
Posted 21 May 2005
Queen of jb says
javi na khe diya warna.........
Posted 22 May 2005
cutefriend says
ha ha ha warna khud hi rehnye dena tha
Posted 22 May 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 22 May 2005
cutefriend says
Posted 22 May 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 22 May 2005
Bazigaar says
kon kis ko maar raha hae?
Posted 22 May 2005
Queen of jb says
cutefriend said:

ha ha ha warna khud hi rehnye dena tha




apnay jessa samjha hai kiya........


Posted 22 May 2005
cutefriend says
nahi
isi liye to kaha hia
Posted 23 May 2005
Bazigaar says
kon kis pe line maar raha hae
Posted 23 May 2005
cutefriend says
main copies per line mar raha hon

aur tum?
Posted 23 May 2005
Bazigaar says
main...umnmn...late 20's ladies per
Posted 23 May 2005
cutefriend says
ha ha ha ha nice
Posted 23 May 2005
Bazigaar says
hota hae hota hae
Posted 23 May 2005
cutefriend says
to kitni pattii
Posted 23 May 2005
Bazigaar says
ab ye baten batatay thora hain
Posted 23 May 2005
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