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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

Bazigaar says
lo je kar lo baat...idher baat ho rahi hae line marnay ke
Posted 03 Jun 2005

usee se bachao
Posted 03 Jun 2005

Bazigaar says
per mae bachoon kiyoon
Posted 04 Jun 2005

maion bach gaya
Posted 04 Jun 2005

joker says
kasay bach gy
Posted 05 Jun 2005

hoshyaree se
Posted 06 Jun 2005

joker says
chaly kuch to aser howa bazi ka app per
Posted 06 Jun 2005

Posted 06 Jun 2005

joker says
:P
h r u all
Posted 06 Jun 2005

Asian says
me okie


hmmmmmm ice cream
Posted 06 Jun 2005

i need one
Posted 06 Jun 2005

Asian says
i know i need a Khan covered in ice cream and flake lol


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty
Posted 06 Jun 2005

no khan
Posted 07 Jun 2005

Asian says
yes khan
Posted 07 Jun 2005

dekho kaloo tumhare saree posts khan se related hotee hain .

ab dekho har koi kisi na kisi se pyar karta lekin us ka is tarh dhindora bhi nahin peetta jis tarah tum shor machatee ho
Posted 07 Jun 2005

Asian says
Jall ne ke booh lol
Posted 07 Jun 2005

kon jal raha hay kaloo tum
Posted 07 Jun 2005

Asian says
no you smelly
Posted 07 Jun 2005

Posted 07 Jun 2005

joker says
boo kuch zayda nahii ho gyii
Posted 07 Jun 2005

Posted 08 Jun 2005

jahan asian kaloo aaye waha yehi hota hay
Posted 08 Jun 2005

joker says
but boo to app kay pass say a rahii haii
Posted 08 Jun 2005

man ne to behteen Perfume lagaya hay
Posted 08 Jun 2005

Asian says
it's called PRADA DEAL WITH IT
Posted 08 Jun 2005

Posted 08 Jun 2005

joker says
zara dakhna perfume hi lagaya haii na
Posted 08 Jun 2005

lagaya tha lekin Asian smelly ne sara mahol kharab kar diya
Posted 09 Jun 2005

joker says
koyooo
Posted 09 Jun 2005

asian is smelly
Posted 09 Jun 2005

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