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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
ehhhh
yay kub howa
Posted 09 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
bachpan se
Posted 09 Jun 2005
KING OF JB says
acha
Posted 09 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 09 Jun 2005
Asian says
Teen Tracker said:

lagaya tha lekin Asian smelly ne sara mahol kharab kar diya






ye bhoo jab se tum aya ho
Posted 09 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 09 Jun 2005
joker says
u r right
Asian said:

Teen Tracker said:

lagaya tha lekin Asian smelly ne sara mahol kharab kar diya






ye bhoo jab se tum aya ho
Posted 10 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
HH main to naha kar aaya hoon
Posted 10 Jun 2005
joker says
its mean app dono say nahii a rahii
abb yay na kahna hh tum bach gy
:P
main bi fresh ho ker aya hoon:))
:P
its mean sub saaf and achy bachy hain
good
Posted 11 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
acchi baat hay
Posted 11 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
hello frndz how r u ?

Posted 12 Jun 2005
joker says
fine thx
app
Posted 12 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
perfect

and new there ?
Posted 12 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
sab waisa hi chal raha hay
Posted 12 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
idher bhi kuch essa hi hia
Posted 13 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 13 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
Posted 14 Jun 2005
Bazigaar says
maro maro aur line shine maro
Posted 14 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
maar to rahe hain
Posted 14 Jun 2005
KING OF JB says
abhi lunch break hai
Posted 14 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
lunch time over now again line maring
Posted 14 Jun 2005
Asian says
okie meai marthie hoon


TT KISS ME I'AM BRITISH
Posted 14 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


chal bhai tt
tera no a gya
Posted 14 Jun 2005
joker says
Posted 15 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
TT kidher gya hai ?>
Posted 15 Jun 2005
Teen Tracker says
aa gaya main



Asian muaaaaah
Posted 15 Jun 2005
Asian says
Then tt wakes up and realises he is DREAMING!!!!!!




for Asian's cheeks on her face and another area belong to Khan
Posted 16 Jun 2005
joker says
hello r u ook
Posted 16 Jun 2005
cutefriend says
kiya hua HH pareshan kyoon >?
Posted 17 Jun 2005
javad says
Asian said:

Then tt wakes up and realises he is DREAMING!!!!!!




for Asian's cheeks on her face and another area belong to Khan




hey kaloo how r u yaar
Posted 17 Jun 2005
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