Line Marna

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Asian

Age: 37
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Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

mzaid says
i am sure khan nay pahle dafa line he mare hogi .....hay naa Asian
Posted 21 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
ha ha ha
lagta hia tum khan ko jantye ho
Posted 21 Apr 2005

Asian says
sorry he dident, the first thing he said was "CAN'T YOU TALK?" because i kept laughing at him, and thats the honest truth. if anything he was Real
Posted 21 Apr 2005

mzaid says
bhai it means aap nay line mare thee naa????

someone has to make his move and its called line marna......

thats y I said their should be some means of communication.


eventually proved.........line maro , relatioship pakka karoo
Posted 22 Apr 2005

Asian says
the last male who hit on me, well lets just say the only thing that was pakka was his head, he desrves it
Posted 22 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
Posted 22 Apr 2005

mzaid says
Posted 22 Apr 2005

Asian says
Posted 22 Apr 2005

y u done this with MZ
Posted 23 Apr 2005

Asian says
Because he was looking at me punny



why you want a peice of me
Posted 23 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
Posted 23 Apr 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 24 Apr 2005

mzaid says
look the title....
i was fulfilling its faith
Posted 24 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmmm    
Posted 24 Apr 2005

MZ
Posted 24 Apr 2005

Asian says
MZ you got health insurance and a will?


do that again YOU'LL NEED ONE
Posted 24 Apr 2005

MZ tum to gayee
Posted 24 Apr 2005

mzaid says
ha ha ha .....
give me your best shot!
Posted 24 Apr 2005

Asian says
sorry not my style, strike when least expected
Posted 25 Apr 2005

mzaid says
TOTAL RAAK-SHIS.
Posted 25 Apr 2005

Posted 25 Apr 2005

Asian says
just call me jezabell because i can be worser then her
Posted 26 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmm


Posted 26 Apr 2005

mzaid says
what is jezabell????

sorry i dont know
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Asian says
the most evilest woman in history

after Benzir bhutto
Posted 26 Apr 2005

mzaid says
oh I see...
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Asian says
Posted 26 Apr 2005

mzaid says
not phunny

your now in the hit list.....

boori labeled with your name getting prepared in surrey.


or kaha suna maaf karna.....
Posted 26 Apr 2005

Asian says
surry? hmmmmmmm thats where Harry Potter is from............maybe tt is the Harry Potter stunt double
Posted 27 Apr 2005

Bazigaar says
Posted 27 Apr 2005

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