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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
ja ke kuch kha looo
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Asian says
okie i want ICE CREAM
Posted 30 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
to ja ker purchase karoo aur enjoy karooo
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Bazigaar says
asian u;r sig is not working
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Asian is also not workig
Posted 30 Apr 2005

joker says
like u
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Posted 30 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
like both of u
Posted 30 Apr 2005

mzaid says
like anyone posting at JB
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Posted 30 Apr 2005

Asian says
my sig is working RIGHT NOW



all i had to do is shout at my bro for 2 mins he fixed it
Posted 30 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm y u shouting just say
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
she wouldn't be Asian than
Posted 01 May 2005

cutefriend says
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
exactly, my brother is older then me so it is in my job description to give him a headach
Posted 01 May 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
tum kessay?
Posted 01 May 2005

cutefriend says
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
haal he poocha hai yaar
Posted 01 May 2005

cutefriend says
haal to theek hai
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
Posted 01 May 2005

cutefriend says
kiya hua ?
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
MZ is hungery SOMEONE ORDER A TRUCK LOAD OF PARANTAY
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
well , the topic was getting excited and u both turned it to nowhere
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says




mz wants a nice kiss...............FROM CUTE FRIEND
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
wel i tell you what, i will kiss Cute friend then he can kiss you teek?
Posted 01 May 2005

mzaid says
i think we both should kiss him from opposite sides....

just leave it upto me what i will do at the very last moment
Posted 01 May 2005

Asian says
yeah i know .


Cute friend will kick you to wake you up from your dream that will NEVER come true
Posted 01 May 2005

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