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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmm

chalo hint hi de do
Posted 23 May 2005

Bazigaar says
naah...meri ab shadi ho gye hae...abhi ye kaam chor diye hian
Posted 23 May 2005

cutefriend said:

nahi
isi liye to kaha hia




kiya kaha hai...
Posted 23 May 2005

cutefriend says
socho kiya kaha ho ga
Posted 23 May 2005

Bazigaar says
sohna ke se yaar....
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
yeh bhi socho
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
ohh acha socho ke sochna kiya hae? manshallah
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
han jee socho
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
sochna kiya hae janab
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
yehi to sochna hai yehi to main kam hai ke sochna kiya hia
ager yehi pata chal jaye ke sochna kiya hai to har koi soch le
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
chalo tum socho beth ker mae posting kerta hoon
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
chaloo theek hia
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
wo to hona he thaa
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
acha
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
kya acha?
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
acha mean good
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
ohh..mae samjha good means acha
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
nahi wrong

acha means good
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
ohh acha? really? konsi lingio mae?
Posted 24 May 2005

cutefriend says
apun ki main
Posted 24 May 2005

Bazigaar says
aur ye apun ke lingo konsi hae?
Posted 24 May 2005

javad says
Posted 24 May 2005

apun back
Posted 24 May 2005

Asian says
i'am married
Posted 24 May 2005

hey time pass r u married too wow

lol

holla baq

GRANY
Posted 24 May 2005

Asian says
get bent you stupied machie
Posted 24 May 2005

kaloo u married to whom
Posted 25 May 2005

cutefriend says
Asian said:

i'am married




Aik Kanwara phir gya mara


asian kis bechrey ki shamit aye hai
Posted 25 May 2005

haan yahi sawal to main ne poocha tha
Posted 25 May 2005

Asian says
cutefriend said:

Asian said:

i'am married




Aik Kanwara phir gya mara


asian kis bechrey ki shamit aye hai



oye my Khan will be very happy. Screaming in pain with me hehehehehehe





i will kiss him till his cheeks turn bright red with my lipgloss
Posted 25 May 2005

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