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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
Points: 0

Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005
HiRa.... says
heey cute friend sup?
Posted 13 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:

han han zaror



kya zroor
Posted 13 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:

hmmmmmmmmmmm




phir se hmmn'imng?
Posted 13 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
HiRa.... said:

heeyy



idher bhi?
Posted 13 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:

hello



allah-o-akbar
Posted 13 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
HiRa.... said:

heey cute friend sup?





helooo hira


how r u ?
Posted 14 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
Bazigaar said:

cutefriend said:

hello



allah-o-akbar






oye bazii musalman ho gaya
Posted 14 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:






oye bazii musalman ho gaya



alhamdulillah
Posted 14 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
shaitan musalman ho gya
Posted 14 Jul 2005
Asian says
Bazigaar said:

shaitan musalman ho gya





Shaitan= koon?



Bazu is a Handsome devil not a devil devil
Posted 16 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
handsome ke keh rahay ho
Posted 17 Jul 2005
Asian says
Posted 17 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
oye ankh na maaaaaaarrrrrrr
Posted 18 Jul 2005
s3am5 says
kabar ki engilsh kia hai(Jab Admi Mar Jata hai)?
Posted 18 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
s3am5 said:

kabar ki engilsh kia hai(Jab Admi Mar Jata hai)?



grave
Posted 18 Jul 2005
Asian says
Shahenshah said:

oye ankh na maaaaaaarrrrrrr




Kyion kuch kuch hota hai hi hi hi hi hi hi
Posted 18 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
Shahenshah said:

shaitan musalman ho gya




ha ha ha
Posted 19 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
s3am5 said:

kabar ki engilsh kia hai(Jab Admi Mar Jata hai)?





kiya zarorat peesh a gaye
Posted 19 Jul 2005
Asian says
Bazu mujay cookie do
Posted 20 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
Asian said:

Shahenshah said:

oye ankh na maaaaaaarrrrrrr




Kyion kuch kuch hota hai hi hi hi hi hi hi


mae kiyoon bataoon
Posted 20 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:

Shahenshah said:

shaitan musalman ho gya




ha ha ha


Allahhhhhhhhhh
Posted 20 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:

s3am5 said:

kabar ki engilsh kia hai(Jab Admi Mar Jata hai)?





kiya zarorat peesh a gaye


esaay he keh raha hae
Posted 20 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
Asian said:

Bazu mujay cookie do



ye lo..chocolate cookie
Posted 20 Jul 2005
Asian says
GOT MILK?
Posted 20 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
Shahenshah said:

cutefriend said:

s3am5 said:

kabar ki engilsh kia hai(Jab Admi Mar Jata hai)?





kiya zarorat peesh a gaye


esaay he keh raha hae



acha
Posted 21 Jul 2005
Asian says
Posted 21 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
kiya hua ?
Posted 21 Jul 2005
Asian says
abhie UK meai 10.05 hai raat ke meai apnay Khan ka phone ka interzaar ker rahie hoon
Posted 21 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
us ka phone abhi nahi aye ga
Posted 21 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
Asian said:

GOT MILK?



yup..kitna chahye?
Posted 22 Jul 2005
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