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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
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Location:
Police State, Pakistan
Being a girl you often get some idiots hit on you, NEVER when i am with my bro cousins or my Khan. Looking back on them i couldent help but see if any of my other sis's like Sabz and Queen have had any stupied lines said to them, here's THE Asian collection These might be a little offensive.........but funny

1, Hay baby, is your dad a terrorist, because girl you DA BOOMB

2, Are you muslims? (asian: yes i am), So you believe in the hear after? (asian: yes i do) So you know what i am here after ?

Girl i bet your legs are tired, because you have been running in my mind all day

3, I have been sent here on behalf of the Pakistani goverment, in experement X, you are required to come with me and procreate in order for us to be bound together we shall creat a super race of human soliders, YOUR COUNTRY NEED YOU

4,DAM Girl you so fine, that YOUR ILLEGAL

5, your the cutest little terrorist ihave ever seen, come terrrorise my trade centre any time

6, Kiss me i'am Pakistani

*walk up to the girl in a party and take a cube of ice out of her drink, then throw it to the flour and stamp on it, "Their now we've broken the ice

8, You shouldent work in a hospital (asian:why not?) you make my blood pressure go up

If any female would like to add to this stupidity feel free
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:


acha



haan na
Posted 22 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
Asian said:



again??
Posted 22 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
cutefriend said:

kiya hua ?



worry naught
Posted 22 Jul 2005
Asian says
Shahenshah said:

Asian said:

GOT MILK?



yup..kitna chahye?



lol 2 pints plz
Posted 22 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
qssd
Posted 22 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
Asian said:

Shahenshah said:

Asian said:

GOT MILK?



yup..kitna chahye?



lol 2 pints plz


ahaan..ye lo...
Posted 23 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
Teen Tracker said:

qssd



abcd?
Posted 23 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
wxyz
Posted 23 Jul 2005
Bazigaar says
chalo je khatam shud
Posted 25 Jul 2005
Asian says
Bazu the milk taste's bad, its the cheap stuff, now go to Tessco and get me a pint of milk for Jr, he's hungery
Posted 25 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
kaloo its ur responsiblity
Posted 26 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
Shahenshah said:

cutefriend said:

kiya hua ?



worry naught



y ?
Posted 27 Jul 2005
Asian says
Teen Tracker said:

kaloo its ur responsiblity




Bazu's got custody, (flaming law courts) so he has to 50% provide for jr, he's only allowed to see him on Sundays and NO HIDING IN MY TRASH
Posted 27 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 27 Jul 2005
Asian says
Posted 27 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
Posted 27 Jul 2005
Asian says
Posted 27 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
ha h ah
Posted 28 Jul 2005
Asian says
Posted 30 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
chup karooo ab
Posted 30 Jul 2005
Asian says
koon
Posted 30 Jul 2005
Queen of jb says
tum hi ko kaha hai heran kiyon ho.....
Posted 30 Jul 2005
Asian says
menay huss na hai bass okie
Posted 31 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
Queen of jb said:

tum hi ko kaha hai heran kiyon ho.....





ap bhi chup karooo
Posted 31 Jul 2005
Asian says
make us
Posted 31 Jul 2005
Teen Tracker says
kaloo main line marr raha hoon tumko
Posted 31 Jul 2005
Asian says
Try again your crap at it





not a smooth mover
Posted 31 Jul 2005
cutefriend says
aik line ki jaga hia kiya


main ne bhi marni hai
Posted 01 Aug 2005
Teen Tracker says
CF please ab aap ki baree
Posted 02 Aug 2005
Asian says
Posted 02 Aug 2005
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