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Fairl_Girl

Age: 124
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Pakistan, Pakistan

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?



A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.

Son : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Son : She didn't say anything.



Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg.
Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age.
Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.


Two men were facing each other on the train.
First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word.
Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
Posted 15 May 2007

Fairl_Girl says


Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love



Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain
Posted 04 Aug 2007




Posted 05 Aug 2007

cutefriend says
nice work
Posted 05 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says
thankss
Posted 06 Aug 2007

cutefriend says
welcome
Posted 06 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says


School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.





Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Posted 07 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says


Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!




Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women




Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Posted 07 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says

Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that

another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Posted 09 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says


Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.




Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Posted 09 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Posted 09 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 13 Aug 2007

cutefriend says


jaberdastttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Posted 14 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says
THXXX
Posted 16 Aug 2007

cutefriend says
welcome
Posted 16 Aug 2007

May Be says
Posted 22 Aug 2007

cutefriend says
more yarrrrrr
Posted 25 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says
KING OF JB said:

thx
Posted 26 Aug 2007

Fairl_Girl says
May Be said:

Posted 26 Aug 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him




awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde
Posted 01 Sep 2007

cutefriend says
Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him




awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir
Posted 03 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him




awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir


samjh jaa wohi maang liya hai maine
Posted 04 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl said:


A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.



Posted 05 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
FG iss joke mei ghalti hai

last mei RISTA nai RISHTAY hoga
Posted 08 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
TUMHARA ISTIHAR NAHI HAI YEH
Posted 09 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
London_Girl said:

Fairl_Girl said:


A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.



MAIN KIA KARO RAM MUJHE BUDHA MIL GAYA
Posted 09 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him




awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir


samjh jaa wohi maang liya hai maine
MAI SAMJH RAHE HO TUMHARE KALI BAATAY
Posted 09 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

cutefriend said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him




awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir


samjh jaa wohi maang liya hai maine
MAI SAMJH RAHE HO TUMHARE KALI BAATAY



hayee FG kitni samjhdaar ho aap


ab samjhgayee to phir kya bolti ho??
Posted 09 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
usse phocha jisse lay rah eho
Posted 11 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
aap samjh jaao na
Posted 11 Sep 2007

cutefriend says
kisi zamanye main idher jokes miltye thye read honye ko


aj joke parhnye aya tu hai hi nahi
Posted 12 Sep 2007

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