Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted : $10. Teacher : You don't know maths. Ted : You don't know my father!
Mother : David, come here. David : Yes, mum? Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.
Son : It's mummy! Father : How do you know? Son : She didn't say anything.
Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg. Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age. Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.
Two men were facing each other on the train. First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word. Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
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curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea...
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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega
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God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA " Jannat Ya Dozakh Apun boola " DOZAKH " U know apun aisa q bola? Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahin mile ga..
A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
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Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye? boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota"
The more you study. the more you know, The more you know. The more you forget, The more you forget. The less you know, So why study?
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
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aik dafa ek sardar jee aur ek musalman ek daftar mein interview denay k liye aye...pehlay musalman ki baari thi....
interview lenay wala: America k sadar ka naam batayein ? musalman: waisay tou badalta rehta hai per aaj kal bush hai
interview lenay wala: Pakistan kab bana ? musalman: koshish tou sadiyon se jari thi per 1947 mein ban gaya tha
interview lenay wala: Mareekh per abaadi hai ya nahi ? musalman: sciencedaan kaafi arsay se koshish kar rahay hein per saabit nahi kar sakay
musalman bahir aya tou sardar jee ne us se poocha k unhon ne kiya kiya sawal kiye aur tumne kiya kiya jawab diye...musalman ne sardar jee ko sab jawabaat bata diye...
ab sardar jee ander gaye...
interview lenay wala: sardar jee apka naam kiya hai ? sardar jee: waisay tou badalta rehta hai magar aj kal bush hai
interview lenay wala (heran ho kar): sardar jee ap peda kab huway ? sardar jee: koshish tou sadiyon se jari thi per 1947 mein ho hi gaya tha
interview lenay wala (gussay se): sardar jee ap pagal tou nahi hein ? sardar jee: sciencedaan kaafi arsay se koshish kar rahay hein magar saabit nahi kar sakay
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first prisoner:What were you convicted for? Second prisoner:Nothing. First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
man asked to other a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ? other man replied, it would poissionus milk . the man said no , then again he replied, the milk was'nt diggeust. man again said no.............. ok lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka 
