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Fairl_Girl

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?



A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.

Son : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Son : She didn't say anything.



Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg.
Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age.
Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.


Two men were facing each other on the train.
First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word.
Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
Posted 15 May 2007

Mujrim says
gud1 jee lagay raho
Posted 20 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl said:

Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.



Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

gud1 jee lagay raho

thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
thx lg
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
______________________________

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."



Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua ho
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Hello G!
Main Amitabh bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
"BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…

Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gud1 jee lagay raho

thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi


kyu jee??? pooranay dialouge ke ilwa kuch naya bolna
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Mujrim says
dekhle kaisa phasaya isse
Posted 21 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl said:

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…



Posted 22 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl said:

AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi



Posted 22 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gud1 jee lagay raho

thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi


kyu jee??? pooranay dialouge ke ilwa kuch naya bolna
SUCH KARWA LAGA TO DIALOGUE PER AGAYE MUJHE TUMHARE TARHAN ACTTING NAHI ATI
Posted 22 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
London_Girl said:

Fairl_Girl said:

AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi



Posted 22 Jun 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gud1 jee lagay raho

thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi


kyu jee??? pooranay dialouge ke ilwa kuch naya bolna
SUCH KARWA LAGA TO DIALOGUE PER AGAYE MUJHE TUMHARE TARHAN ACTTING NAHI ATI


hum aur actin na jee humei actin nai aati haan albatta jhoot bol leta hoo kabhi kabar
Posted 22 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
padhashi adat
Posted 27 Jun 2007

~tasha~ says
Posted 27 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..




Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana



EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,



Posted 27 Jun 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

padhashi adat



bus jee aapse hee seekhi hai u jhooti aunty jhootay jokes likhnay wali
Posted 27 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl said:


College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..




Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana



EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,






Posted 28 Jun 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:


College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..




Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana



EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,





oye aapko kya hua jee last wala thora lame hogaya


othr all r gud
Posted 28 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

padhashi adat



bus jee aapse hee seekhi hai u jhooti aunty jhootay jokes likhnay wali
tum kaun ho main tumko nahi janti
apni anty ko kyon bula rahae ho
lolz
Posted 28 Jun 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

padhashi adat



bus jee aapse hee seekhi hai u jhooti aunty jhootay jokes likhnay wali
tum kaun ho main tumko nahi janti
apni anty ko kyon bula rahae ho
lolz



phir se jhoot kaha aapne dekhlo u jhooti bachee
Posted 28 Jun 2007

Fairl_Girl says

Santa went to a museum and there he accidently breaks a statue.

Officer: "You just broke a 5000 year old statue".

Santa: "Thank God!...mere ko laga naiya tha".



Wife: "chalo na, kaheen bahir chaltey hain car mein aur car main drive karoon gee!"


Husband: "car tum drive karo gee tu iss ka matlab yeh hua k jaaein gey car mein aur aaein gey Akhbaar mein!"


Posted 01 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says


Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away


Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose
Posted 01 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
muna n circuit lolzzzzz
Posted 01 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
good work sista

Posted 01 Jul 2007

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