Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted : $10. Teacher : You don't know maths. Ted : You don't know my father!
Mother : David, come here. David : Yes, mum? Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father : So? Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.
Son : It's mummy! Father : How do you know? Son : She didn't say anything.
Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg. Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age. Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.
Two men were facing each other on the train. First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word. Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
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PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. ______________________________
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Robert : Yes Boss. AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.) AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal : Lekin kyon baas? AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
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1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua ho
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Fairl_Girl said:
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Robert : Yes Boss. AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.) AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal : Lekin kyon baas? AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
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London_Girl said:
Fairl_Girl said:
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Robert : Yes Boss. AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.) AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal : Lekin kyon baas? AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai, Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana.. . Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana… Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai, Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana.. . Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana… Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai, Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana.. . Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana… Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,
