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Fairl_Girl

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?



A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.

Son : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Son : She didn't say anything.



Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg.
Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age.
Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.


Two men were facing each other on the train.
First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word.
Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
Posted 15 May 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:




Naraz ho kia?

Lakin mujse Q?

Mana k boht taklif ma ho,

zahir Hy k 25 lakh se ziyada Haji thay

aur

sab ny 7,7 pathar mare,

Likan un ma

ma tu nhi thi na...


mujrim




aap kya kar rahi thi mujhe pata hai

jab sub marke chalaygayee to aap meray samne aakay bolti ho

"KOI PATHAR SE NA MARAY MERAY DEEWANE KO"

PATHAR KE BAD KOI FAIDA NAHI
PATHAR TO KAH LIYE NA


Posted 09 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

gud 1s jeee

THANKS KABUJLIIIIIIIII
Posted 09 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever





Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"

Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Posted 09 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says

Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti


woh to nazar arah ahai ajkal tv per
Posted 09 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says


2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..
Posted 09 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley




Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM





Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???

mujrim
Posted 09 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says


A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"

Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside".
Posted 09 Jul 2007

cutefriend says
   
Posted 09 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka
Posted 09 Jul 2007

X-balli says
Fairl_Girl said:


Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli



Posted 10 Jul 2007

X-balli says
Fairl_Girl said:


Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti


woh to nazar arah ahai ajkal tv per



Posted 10 Jul 2007

kewl
Posted 10 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
thx sis
thx bulbuli
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka

naak kam main phoch phoch
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
cutefriend said:

   

thx
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says



Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says


Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .


A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER




Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!




terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

Posted 20 Jul 2007

~tasha~ says
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka

naak kam main phoch phoch


haan jee
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
gud1's keep goin on
Posted 20 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
thx kabujli
Posted 21 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka

naak kam main phoch phoch


haan jee
HAN JI
Posted 21 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says

Kashmir ki Khubsurat wadi main, baraf ki choti per eik romantic raat ko heer nee ranjha se zor se kaha , way thand ho gai hay jersi pa laY



Bahu: Maan je wo abhi tak nahi aye kahin kisi dosri aurat k sath .
Saas: are khalmuhi, to hamesha aysa koin sochti hay? Ho sakta hay truck k nechay aa gya ho.
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Posted 21 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

thx kabujli



yw
Posted 21 Jul 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka

naak kam main phoch phoch


haan jee
HAN JI



chalo jaisi aapki marzi

lekin pehli maar aapse
Posted 21 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says
NAHI BHAI MAIN NAMOHARAM KO MARTI NAHI HON
BALKE KHOOOTE HON
Posted 26 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says

" Dead Dog"


Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.



" Respect for Living Things"


A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".


Posted 26 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says


" Kid's Birthday Party"


This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired clown.

Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.


" Mirrors "


According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Posted 26 Jul 2007

Fairl_Girl says

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
KAMINA DARZI LOLZ
Posted 26 Jul 2007

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