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Fairl_Girl

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
Son : If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?



A mother and daughter were doing dishes while the father and son were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The son turned to look at his father.

Son : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Son : She didn't say anything.



Old lady : Doctor, I've got a pain in my left leg.
Doctor (after examining her) : It's caused by old age.
Old lady : Nonsense. My right leg is all right and it's as old as the left leg.


Two men were facing each other on the train.
First man : I know my hearing isn't that good, but I never thought this would happen. I must have gotten stone deaf. Here you have been talking to me for an hour and I can't hear a word.
Second man : I wasn't speaking. I was only chewing gum.
Posted 15 May 2007

Mujrim says
aur aaj love story mil rahi hai
Posted 14 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon
Posted 15 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

aap samjh jaao na

abey di juttiyan
waise bi ajkal meray dad guse mai rehtay hai
ab tum gaye
Posted 15 Sep 2007

cutefriend says
Fairl_Girl said:

ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon




apni photo hi laga sakta hon as a joke
cuz aj kal apna hi mazak bana hua hai

Posted 19 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says


One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
Posted 19 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says
cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon




apni photo hi laga sakta hon as a joke
cuz aj kal apna hi mazak bana hua hai



MAINE TO AISA KUCH NAHI KAHA PATA NAHI KYON AISE BAAT KAR RAHE HAI AP
Posted 19 Sep 2007

cutefriend says
Fairl_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

Fairl_Girl said:

ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon




apni photo hi laga sakta hon as a joke
cuz aj kal apna hi mazak bana hua hai



MAINE TO AISA KUCH NAHI KAHA PATA NAHI KYON AISE BAAT KAR RAHE HAI AP


main ne kab kaha ke u ne esa kuch kaha

?????????????
main ne tu general baat ki hia ke jo aj kal merye sath ho raha hai
Posted 20 Sep 2007

Mujrim says
Fairl_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

aap samjh jaao na

abey di juttiyan
waise bi ajkal meray dad guse mai rehtay hai
ab tum gaye


ghussa to mujhe bhi aata
par woh aapke dad hai to baat cheet karlooga warna kissi ke abba ko moo nai lagata mei j/k

so kab aao mei FG
Posted 20 Sep 2007

Fairl_Girl says

A software engineer was smoking.

A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"



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Waiter, 2 flies are drowned in my soup!

Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.
Posted 23 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
Questions



I'm not going back to school ever again

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!



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Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Posted 23 May 2008

Mujrim says
nice 1s FG jee

n sry abt the last post in ths topic
Posted 24 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
ITS OK THAT WAS FUN
Posted 25 May 2008

Mujrim says
still im sry aapko bura laga shayad
Posted 25 May 2008

~Fragi~ says
nice jokes.. esp first page per help desk waley
Posted 25 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
thx u fragi bhai
Posted 26 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
Mujrim said:

still im sry aapko bura laga shayad

nahi
Posted 26 May 2008

Mujrim says
thk hai thn sorry pulld bak

aaj se aap aunty FG jee
Posted 26 May 2008

chandbabu says
nahi yara Anty ko asia nahi keh tahi
Posted 28 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
YEH JOKE TUM DONO KE LIYE


Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant Le AA"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "
Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

BADMASH PAPA
Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain.
Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
Ek Pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar Le gaye,

Sab NE kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.

Pathan 2 kilo mithayi Le gaya.
Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says

2008 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.

Faqir: mera number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli is, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".

Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".
Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says

Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to who he kamina hai Jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
Posted 31 May 2008

Fairl_Girl says
: Teacher:Tm late Q aye? student:Ammi Abbu lar rahy they
Teacher:wo lar rahy they tm late Q aye ho? student:kya
krta mera 1 Joota Ammi k pas tha or 1 Abbu k pas.;))
Posted 19 Jun 2008

Fairl_Girl says
Don ka intazaar 11 colleges ka ladikiya karti he lekin
DON ka aana mushkil hi nahi namunkin hai,
kyonki? DON
    
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10TH
FAIL HE…!!
Posted 19 Jun 2008

Fairl_Girl says

Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,

He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
Posted 19 Jun 2008

Fairl_Girl says


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What makes a book bestseller?

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Posted 19 Jun 2008

Mujrim says
awesome collection
Posted 19 Jun 2008

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