Waadi Eid Mubarik tu All!

i remember yaar jis jis nein mujay mails ki theen.....un he ki waja sei ayaa hoon ......uppar wala comment tu mazak mein kaha hai .....tumheen tu pata hai meri tabeyaat kuch mazakeyaa wakiyaa hoyee hai

mein bazar mein sei guzar raha tha kay mein nein aik aadmai ko pani peetay hoyee dekha mein samja woe pani pei raha hai paar jub mein nein ghoor sei dekha tu woe paani he tha magar tha kuch aesay rung ka kay nazar he nahi aata tha ....pani pai ki jub woe meri turaf mura tu mein nein dekh kay woe phir pani pei raha hai mein kheeran reh gey............kay abi tu ye banda pani pei raha tha ore abi phir sei pei raha hai........mein uss kay kareeb geya tu phri mein nein kya dekha............kay meri aankhon kay samnay uss nein pooray ka poora ghlass aik he sanass mein pei leya.......mera tu demag kharab ho geya ye dekh kay ore meray khayaal mein app ka demag be khaarab ho raha ho gey ye paarh kay.






































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SALL said:

hmmm,,, okk lemme say it now
2 din se controle kar rahi hu par ab i ve to post this topic

as u all know i ve recently came back from pak,, visited 3 big cities and met a lott of ppl
par jo baat from 1st day to last day mere dimag mei ghomti rahi aur mujhe pagal karti rahi woh yeh thi k
YEH LOG KAUN HEIN AUR KISS TARHA KI ZINDAGI GUZAR RAHE HEIN,,

beleive me,,, (sab logon ki baat nahi kar rahi me, but majority) aisa laga mujhe jaise pooore mulk pe sabb logon pe khuda na kare koi azaab aaya hua hai
jisse dekho bhaag raha hai, dor raha hai,, aik doosre ko noch khasooot,, harrr jaga pe harrr koi
paisa pani ki tarha aata hai,, pani ki tarha kharch karte hein log,, phir bhi rote rehte hein
itnnne bare bare villas se le k chotte chotte gharon tak,, big luxury cars se le k motorbikes tak,,, andar bahir bazar mei shor gandagi dhakke...

aur sab se bari baat k kissiii aik shaks ko bhi yeh ehsaas nahi k woh khuda ki di hui naimat,, iss zindagi chahe uss ki apni ho chahe uss k apne bachon ki,, kitna galt kar raha hai
i ve noticed baat education ki bhi nahi hai,,, sab log parhte hein,, but masters ki degree waale ki soch bhi itniiii ghatya hai k dil pareshan ho jata hai



one more thing,,, log pehle se zyada religious hein,, loads of beared guyz,, parde mei aurtein,, kafii zyada log namaaz parhte hein,,,,, dars hote hein but still sab kehte hein k pak ka mahol bohot kharab ho gaya hai
logicaly to yeh hona chaiye k sab log religious ho rahe hein to mahol acha ho,,, par yahan ulta hisab hai


just tell me one thing,,, kya me akeli pagal hu
or there s infact something wrong in our way of life

Abay oyee Bhangiyoon ki Toop ki Akhri Bhanghan ye kya luga rukhi hai tum nein ...pata nai kon sa pakistan dekh ayee ho tum.......zara batana tu muna pakistan ko kesa hona chahiyee ??

shukran F16!
I think you are the only one jesay mera aana accha luga

putar tu kabi pakistan mein reh kay he apnay en naeek khayalaat ka ezhaar karti tu tujay lug pata jata..paki cheez kya hotay hain

tum kue itni khush ho rahi hai shaista urff nashta


ye tu kuch be nahi....tumharay duniyaa sei janay sei ore be bohot kuch ho sakta

aab koi cheez sadraak pay paari ho tu choor ka khud he dil chahay ga na usay uthanay ko

kuch khass nahi kya .......aik Pheera Paris ka lagaeyaa....study complete kaar lei.......chaar ,chaoo larkioon ko ullu banayaa wagera wagera

Abay oyee Pakistan aa kay be apnay Asal kaam ko nahi bhooli tum .........wohi Jharoo Pocha.....Safayii Suthrayee.....yaha tumheen nukari nahi milnay wali ......
































chal phut
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mujay kya problem ho sakti hai........meri taraf sei sada sukhi rahoo......dhoodoo nahaoo potoo phalooo...........mujay kya etraaz hai

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tum sei kum he ho gey
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JB KA RAJA said:

Hi Guyzzzz.....

How are U AlllZzzzzzzz....

Raat main Geo per Aik prograamme dekh raha tha....

Us main kisi nay kaha k Net ki dunya Bas jhooti Batoon ki hoti hia ... sab aik dosray say jhoot boltay hain .... laikin mujhay is ki baat say ikhtilaaf hai ....main nahi manta hai k Net ki Dunya main bas jhooot hi hoo... Aap sab KIA kehtay hain ?

Net ki duniyaa mein jhoot he nahi.......

































Sall jesay bhoot be hotay hain
ahhhhhhhhh kekekekekke

kesa freddy kon sa freddy .....freddy ko guzray hoyee keye saal ho geye mein tu uss ki rukh hoonnnnn


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HI rani!
thank you for welcoming me

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paar tum larkiyoon sei ye kaha ho ga
ahhhhhhhhh kekekekekeke

uss nein mana be kea tha koi..................na karay ........paar phir be

teray leyeee hum hain jeyeee............haar aansoon peyeeee
teray leye hum hain jeyeee.............hontoon ko seayeee....

dil mein magar ..jultay rahay .........chahat kay deyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

teray leyeeee ...teree leyee

yara supid pehlay sub kay answer tu lei letay phir ye answer post kartay tum be na.........................

haam ko b ghum nein maraaa
tum ko be ghum nein maraaa
hum sub ko ghum nein maraa
ess ghum kooooooooo maar daloooooooooo

jo hona tha woe ho chuka

loog jo khuda sei manganay kay bajayee mizaroon pay jatay hain woe be shirk kartay hain...........

pechlay saal meray ami abu hajj kaar kay ayee woe batatay hain kay waha aesay loog mileen jo kehtay thay hajj kay baad hum apnay ghar janay kay bajayee pehlay daata sahib(lahore) hazri deein gey......un ka manana ye tha kay agar hum aesa nahi kreen gey tu hamara hajj complete nahi ho ga..............

jo loog Hazrat Muhammad(PBUH) ko khuda ki zaat sei compare kartay hain woe be shirk kartay hain.....

Hum mein sei bohot sei loog aesay hain jo faraz kay bajayee sunnatoon ko prefer kartay hain....jo khuda ki juga uss kay rasool(PBUH) ki "EBADAAT" kartay hain....
darasaal anjanay mein woe shirk kartay hain...........
they even don't know what they are doing .............

madinaa mein hazoor(PBUH) kay roza mubarik mein loog "parchiyaan" likh likh kay phenkatay hain.......un parchioon mein unhoon nein apni apni wish likhi hoti hai......unheen aesa karnay sei mana karnay kay leye waha kay mohafiz un pay dunday barsatay hain........paar unheen koi asaar nahi hota.................

even loog waha ja kay sajdaay kartay hain..........un paar be dunday barastay hain paar kisi paar asaar nahi hota..............ye shirk nahi tu kya hai ?????


khuda hameen deen ki samaj aata farmayee..ameen!

actually kuch saal pehlay mein nein aik website banayee thi...............uss mein ye sub informations store ki thi...........ajj achanak yaad ayee ore waha sei copy kaar kay yaha paste kaar dei............1999 tuk he thi...........



pakistan ka jo area hai.........uss area mein jo kuch be ho chuka hai history mein woe aab pakistan kay naam he sei likha jayee ga........

Pakistan: Historical Dates

About 3500 BC Civilization developed in the Indus River valley.

530 BC The Persian emperor Cyrus the Great conquered part of the Punjab.

332 BC Alexander the Great conquered most of what is now Pakistan before his own troops forced him to turn back.

AD 100s Peshawar became an important trading center of the Kushan Empire.

711 Arab Muslims crossed the Arabian Sea and invaded Sind, introducing Islam to Pakistan.

1000s Lahore became an important center of Islamic culture after Turkish Muslims from Persia conquered the Indus River valley.


1206 Much of Pakistan became part of the Delhi Sultanate.


1526 Pakistan became part of the Mughal Empire. The Mughals introduced Sikhism and the Urdu language to Pakistan.


1740s The Mughal Empire began to decline. Its power and influence were gradually assumed by the British East India Company.


1800s Sikh kingdoms gained power in the Punjab. They were eventually conquered by the British during the

1840s.
1858 The British government assumed direct control of India and much of Pakistan. By 1900 the territory had been expanded to include all of modern Pakistan.


1906 The All-Indian Muslim League was founded to campaign for greater self-rule for India's Muslims.


1940 Fearing Hindu dominance of India, the Muslim League demanded the partition of India into Hindu and Muslim nations. The name Pakistan, meaning land of the pure in Urdu, was introduced to refer to the Muslim nation.

1947 Pakistan gained its independence. The eastern and western parts of the country were separated by more than 1600 km (1000 mi) of Indian territory.
1948-1949 Pakistan and India fought a war over control of the Kashmir region.

1956 Pakistan became a republic.

1965 India and Pakistan again went to war over Kashmir.

1971 East Pakistan proclaimed its independence from
Pakistan as the state of Bangladesh. More than 1 million people died in the ensuing civil war, which ended when India and Bangladesh defeated Pakistani forces.

1977 The military, led by General Muhammad Zia Ul-Haq, took control of the government.


1988 Zia died in a plane crash. Benazir Bhutto was elected prime minister, becoming the first woman to lead an Islamic nation.


1990 President Ghulman Ishaq Khan removed Bhutto from office, citing her government with corruption.


1993 The military intervened to resolve a dispute between the president and the prime minister. New elections were held, and Bhutto was returned to office.


1994 Tensions over Kashmir soared again. Prime Minister Bhutto announced plans to continue Pakistan's nuclear weapons development program.


1996 The United States lifted some military and economic sanctions against Pakistan. President Farooq Leghari removed Bhutto from office, citing her government with corruption.


1997 Nawaz Sharif became prime minister after his Pakistan Muslim League won a large majority in elections.


1998 When neighboring India conducted nuclear tests, Pakistan responded by detonating its own nuclear weapons for the first time in its history. The explosions raised fears of a regional nuclear arms race.


1999 Sharif was overthrown in a military coup led by General Pervez Musharraf. Musharraf suspended the constitution and the legislature and declared himself Pakistan's chief executive

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mein raat dhulay tuk sochta hoon
mein apnay app ko khojata hoon
meray din ore raat sulaghtay hain
unjanay khayaal uthatay hain.....
meray khaab nayee ..andaaz nayee
mein sehraa mein ek chaagal hoon
mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon....

mujay tunhaeyaan satati hain...
teri bewafaeyaan tarpati hain...
teray sath jo guzray paal meray
woe yadeen aab rulati hain!

tu kho geye duniya kay melay mein
mujay choora jungle belay mein
teri bewafai pay khush tha bohot..
kay chooti jaan ek "Dhelay" mein
paar yaad aatay hain paal jub woe
rota hoon bohot akeelay mein....

sehra mein ek chagal hoon
mein pagal hoon mein pagal hoon