Cute_gal said:

lol......who u talkin 2 frady??....sall or mallak??

aik he tu hai bhoootni ki pooray jb paar

lo kaar loo gul ..apna malak saab .vesay by da way app kon sei jagay kay malak ho kay app ko bhootni ka ore faradiya ka he nahi pata.......kher sei apni baradaari ka naam tu mut dabooon..........mera tu yehi baradarana mashwara hai kay ya tu apnay app ko malak kehna choor dein ya phir bhootna ka matlab janeen

abay kya abi tuk nashay mai he hooo........zara mun bund kaar kay ghoor sei dekhoo........tumhara naam kahi hai kya ?

bhootni ka means ....bhoot ki misses ka beta... ...

jesay hum pyar sei meenu ko aby bhootni kay keh kaar kay bolatay hain..........


jis ko ye vulgar lagta hai uss kay sir pay 2 chupat marnay ka agar phir be lagay tu chupat mai eeent be laga leenay ka......

punjab mai bbharay bazoorg jub kisi ko pyar sei bolatay hain tu abay bhootni kay..........keh kay he uss ki izat afzayee kartay hain

sialkot
mosaam bahar ka tha
dilay be karar ka tha
hoyee jub haam warid
sa'ma intazaar ka tha

meri ami kehti hai uss din 12 rabi-ul-awal tha

and she says mera size Mirrcho sei thora he bara ho ga.....woe mujay haar wakt dekhti rehti ..kay kya ye itna he rahay ga....

i think that is for me..........

she says she was banned

hmmm some times i think about you ...who you are ....how you looks like...how old are you....have a feeling for you......

i tried to imagine...but i don't want to disclose what i imagined.....agar m ai tumheen bata doe mai nai ky a imagine keya tha tu im sure you will try to kill me....chaheyee tumheen france sei paedaal he kue na aana paray...........

last time when you visited pakistan....you posted some of the pictures ........tum nai apnay sath sath dosroo kay mun pay be seaahyee maal dei thi.........i tried to find a small kid somewhere in pictures but i fail..........surprised to see jis sei tum itna pyar karti ho usay he sath nahi layee...

haaa-hayeee i thought you are a humen.........but you are a busssssssssssss



































woe keya kehtay hai kuch aesa bool kay.......
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekekeke

SALL said:

kya na yarrrrrrrr,,

i hate paae, siri tye cheezein,, buti love lassi
and burger bass theeek hi hein,, majboori mei

hum kya hue phir

app hoyee 'loc-ger'..........



























abb matlab be samjana paray ga ....yani kay aadhay loc-al aadhay bur-ger

black&white said:

faradiya said:

i think local hota hai seri payee,lassi,halwa poori ore burger means burger

AH LAO

YAH SAHIB NA BURGER HAIN NA LOKAL LOL J/K

MIND KIYA TU ADVANCE SORRY KAR RAHA HOON LOL

HOLLA

okay mai nein maaf keya

500 internet ka bharaa
250 tv cable walay ka bill
200 for library
80 cigrate ki daabi
20 coca cola
15 chips
180 Two DVDs


1245 kul mila kay .....

abb parwaoo chaapa income tax waloon ka .........


















hi menu baacha zara 2 ka pahara tu sunaooo

i think local hota hai seri payee,lassi,halwa poori ore burger means burger

Aray ye jo muhabaat hai................ye un ka hai kaammmmm...
mehboob ka jo........buss letay hoyee naam.....
maar jayeen,mit jayeen,ho jayeen badnaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..






























Rehnay doe chooroo.....janay doee yaaaaaaaaaar.....hum na kareeen gey pyaaaar

ye sub aik ghorakh dhanda hai................

jo loog asaal mai halal kamatay hain........pehli baat un kay undar havaas nahi hoti........

Havass unheen hoti hai jo khanay walay hotay hain.....shukhaar agar halal kama raha hai tu havass usay nahi uss ki biwi ko ho gey......dosroon kay pass ye hai hamaray pass kue nahi........agar shukhar ko hawas hoti tu woe halal kamata he kue........

biwi bachay ore bohot sei cheezeen........jesay izaat....izaat ajj kaal us ki hoti hai jis kay pass peasa ho doesn't matter what source it comes from........halal kamanay walay kay loog nazdeek be nahi jatay............(zeyada taar halal kamanay walay ghareeb he rehtay hain)..

choori ka elzaam koi kesay laga sakta hai bhala ...jub uss nai khud kahi sei churayaa ho................loot ka maal hai..................aa jayeeee app be hisay daar baan jayeen

ofcourse those are available in pakistan.... ask to ur uncle go to urdu bazar lahore...........tell them the writer and book name..........waha sub kuch milta hai.

I remember i have seen some of the websites of urdu books ...peoples can buy books from there...using cr cards.....but don't remember there names...you can search by puting this query....Buy Urdu Books Online








safarnamoo mai ore kisi writer nai apni hasrat poori ki ho na ho magar Taraar sahib nai zaroor ki hain..........un kay har safar namay mai ye situation zaroor hoti thi...

"mai aik bus mai ja raha tha achanak meri sath wali seat pay aik bohot khoobsurat larki aa kay bethi......safar jub aadha hoa tu larki ko nind aa geye ore uss nai apna sir meray kandhay pay rukh deya or phir mai haseen sapnoo mai khoo geye"

pata nai kon sei hassen sapnay hotay hain janab kay......essi baat pay mai nai aik jaga aik lateefa parha tha...maybe younis butt ki kitab mai..........

"may bus mai ja raha tha....meri sath wali seat pay bohot khobsurat larki aa kay bethi....thoori deeer baad usay nind aa geye ore uss nai apna sir meray kandhay pay rukh dea...........mai nai foraaan ussay jaga kay kaha....maaf kejeyee ga mai mastansar hussain taarar nahi!"

that's a cool decision
yusfi aik writer ka naam hai ..jo zeyada taar Tanzo-mazah likhta tha......urdu adab kay sunehray dooar sei ess ka taluk tha.....jub insha,k.khan,Atta-ul-haq Qasmi jesay tanzo-mazah likhnay walay mujood thay...

agar yusfi(naam) ka matlab pooch rahay ho tu bahi ye shaied ussi khud be na pata hoo

not only 5 parts ....have read the 6th one and it's not end yet.......It's actually a 'silsila war' story published by sub-rung .....one part took 3 to 5 years to complete as they publishe it in parts..........sub-rung suppose to issue every year but......there recent book issued in 3 years....

One of the noval peoples most earge to wait.........writer hameen aessi duniya mai lei jata hai jo hum nai na kabi dekhi na suuni.....'Paray'(bahi loogoon kay theekanay)...there way of fight...there greatness.............gangsters of the early 19's ...jub chaku cheenana fatah ki nishani tha...............Paray kay loog apnay mohalay kay mohafiz hotay thay.............writer nei jo naksha khenchaa hai really amazing.......

Bathal ka kirdar aessa hai jo insaan sadiyoon mai nahi bhoola sakta.......agay agay tum zoora ,machi,navaab sei be miloo gey.......really amzaing...have read 6 parts twice but still want to read.......
dekhoo kaab next part aata hai ...maybe 3 ya 5 saal baad.

one of my fav book......pascal a handicap girl...mustansar sahib urff Yonani devata ki adhori mohabat ki kahani...really a touching story


ajj kaal im reading a combination of S.H.Manto's short stories "Kaali Shalwaar"

O bahi meray ye kon sei misaal kaha fit kaar dei......zaroori nahi kay ishq mai insaan ka demag kharab ho jayee.....baaz dafa kharaab demag ishq ki waja sei theek be ho jatay hain.......ye samjanay ki bateen hai ore kheer sei app vesay he bohot samaj daar hain....kekekeke

jee haan theeek farmayaaa app nai essi leye ajj tuk sardaroon ka apna koi mulk he nahi......woe kya hai nakay great looog hotay hain woe........haar mulk ko apna mulk samajnay walay.....i really like them

lol

agar insaan mazhaab sei dooor ho kay behis ho jata hai....than how it's possible kay "zaroori nahi kay behis insaan mazhab sei be door ho"

apni he kahi hoi baat ko khud he galat sabit kartay hoyee kisi ko pehli baar dekha hai...........tusi great ho sardar jee

you made such a good point.....that exposed not only the policy of our government but also our thoughts...hum hamesha ye shoor daltay hain kay muslims ko aik ho jana chaheyee aik dosray ki madad karni chaheyee......paar jub time aaya tu hum nai kya kea ?

aik tu tum nein bolayaa ore hum nahi ayay :(
upaar sei itni hoyee petayee kay abaa yaad ayee
mara hasenoon nein jutay badal badal kay
kasoor tha sirf itna hehehe aab tumheen kya batayeen.

bachayaa na kisi nein muj masoom ko pitnay sei
rootay rahay ,pitTay rahay detay rahay dohayee
choot lugi hai kuch ayesi he juga paar....
sharam aa rahi hai lagatay hoyee davayee....

end mein mukta aarz hai

yaad tumheen kartay hain aksaar sanam.......phir sochtay hain tum toe ho he parayeee

khuda ki rehmaat pai hai bharosa hameen.....kabi tu metay gi teray dil sei seyahee.

mashallah sei kya baat hai app ki poetry ki janab....
kya app mujay apni shagirdi mai lena pasand kareen gey ??
asal mai mujay shook hai magar woe kya hai na kay wazan nahi paeda ho raha sheroon mai.......kuch help mil sakti hai ess baray mai ?

kuch namukal ghazals paeshei khidmat hai ..meharbani farma kay kuch eslaah tu kaar dejeyee




NA ROOK SAKI KAY DOOB JANAY KAY DIN HAIN
KISI KAY AAJ HOSH URADANAY KAY DIN HAIN

SUNG RAHAY APNAY NA CHAND NA TARAY
KISI KO AJJ PHIR AAZMANAY KAY DIN HAIN

NA SHIKWA KEA, JO TOOTA HUM SEI DIL
USSI MEHJABEEN KO MANANAY KAY DIN HAIN

KEYA QAIS KO ZAMANAY NEIN RUSVA
ZAMANAY KO RUSVA KARANAY KAY DIN HAIN

TAPTI ZAMEEN PAAR RUKHAY HIAN SIR
KHAAK GARDISHOON KI URDANAY KAY DIN HAIN

LUGI HUM PAY TUHMAT JAFAOON KI freddy
JIGAR APNA CHALNI DEKHNAY KAY DIN HAIN



Tareef apni ka taleeb nahi hoon mai
sher kehta hoon ,shayer nahi hoon mai
dhondatay hain meray sheroon mai wazan
koi en ko batlayee bheya,ghalib nahi hoon mai
suna jo mujay,niklay mir o ghalib kabar sei
elaazm hai muj pay,ghoorkan nahi hoon mein









machalti hansi ko yun tera kaboo karna
kabi chasmay-mehgoon(nasha avaar aankh)
ka ro-baroo karna

mileen gey qayamt mein muskura kay tera kehna
woe mera haar rooz qayamaat ki aarzoo karna


dekhana yun jalway bana kay bahanay
woe mera deed ki justagoo karana


woe larna jagarna ,mun moor lena
yun shook aatish ore afzoon(barhana) karna


na khana na peena na uthna na soona
hayee! tera khera-o-sir(sarkash,baghi) pay jadoo kaarna



hai mohabaat he apna aab orna bechona
ya rub! ehlay~nazar ko surhroh karna

mangay zar,zamen,zun insaan hosh mai
madhosh tu ek bhoond mangay jeenay ko

aadab aarz hai....zati sher hai...zara dil sei parha jayee


khali ess leye nahi peetay thay kue kay un ki jeeb khali rehti thi...........vesay app ko kis nai farma dei khali sharab nahi peetay thay ??

mantoo sei younis butt tuk........ghalib sei faraz tuk sub jahaz thay......fark sirf itna tha ..koi dhoeyeen wala jahaaz tha tu koi behri jahaz....
urdu shaeri ki maqbooleyat mai ore kisi ka kuch hath ho na ho magar sharab ka bohot bara hath hai.............faradiya38486.0572106481

lol...mujay apna school ka zamana yaad aa geya....shahrukh kay comment sei.....
ye tu aesay kaar raha hai jesay haam sabak yaad kaar rahay hoon...ore beech mai kisi sei aik hansi ki baat kaar lei ho ...ore teacher danda lay kay aa jayee .....THEEK TARHA SABAK YAAD KAROO.....ore woe baja smooth daddy ho ore masomeyaat sei kahay........Sholy teacherfaradiya38486.0388657407

badshah aesay mashaqel tabeen apnatay hain jub un kay pass karnay ko kuch na ho.......larnay ko dushman na ho........
mujay ajj tuk aik baat samaj nahi ayee.......jin badshahon ya shehanshahoon nai lakhoo logoo ko maar deya ya marva deya unheen haam........"The Great" kay naam sei yaad kartay hain...........unheen kya sei kya bana dea.....
chaheyee maqsaad kuch be ho...unhoon nein kitni maoo sei un kay betay cheen leye...kitnay bachoo kay baap marvaa deye.....kitnay behanoo kay bahi .....
jinhoon nai dosroon ko tung nahi keyaa.....jungeen nahi keen......janwaroon ,parendoon sei dil laga leya unheen hum kin lafzoon mai yaad kartay hain ?
kya haam basically vehshi nahi ?...qatal-o-gharat karnay walay hamaray hero......

restrict the number of post per day for a user......just because of that post race people makes the useless topics like spamming hell...it will also forced them to do the quality posts instead of posting only emoticons..


stop peoples to making fool others by using the multiple ID's .....im damn sure some of the users have more than 10 ID's ...If you have time you can check it by tracking there Ip's ....one person can online at same time with multiple ID's using different Browsers.


There should be some limits for Mod's too..sometimes they cause harm than good.if someone comments against them or not agree with there thoughts they block there Ip's that cause mental disturbance for users.


If you going to move any of the topic you should send a personal message to the users and explain the reason why you are moving it so he/she will never made that mistake again....moving topic without any notice seems rude and leave a bad impression about mods and admins.


If you give somone a promotion to a mod or admin ....you should first get the users view about that person by polling or voting......that will create a friendly environment...and will reduce the communication gap b/w users and mods...


make a special section...bring something interesting in that section like music,movie clips,historical moments or a voice chat section or anything else but should be interesting........
that section should be password protected ..give the access only to those persons who will post quality topics and posts.....keep an eye on the posters if someone will post 500 (or whatever the quantity is) quality posts ...give access to that member..



make invite your friend section.....if someone invite 100 of his friends for joining the forum give him something special ...could be a special avatar or something special written besides his avatar or anything .