okay ye loooooooo

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaa lalalalal la la la lalalalal laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lalalalalalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll



in that realm of your eyes..

palkoon kay lay kay sayee..

should someone get close to you..

pass koi jo ayeee...

try a million time to control your crazy heart...

lakh samballo pagal dil ko

but it shall continue to beat wildly

dil dharkay he jayee

but think it over!

paar soch loo

this is the moment

ess paal hai jo

This legend....

woe dastaan

might not exist tomorrow

kaal ho na hoo

galat galat galat........maar khanay sei bhok nahi sir khul jata hai .........................ore agar marnay wali nai heal wali juti pehni ho tu sir ki haadi shaadi be toot sakti hai................................




ess leye maar tumheen he mobarik ho mujay tu chaar pyar wow kya sher bana hai yani kay

sall ko paray maar
freddy ko millay pyar
tu larki hai bemaar
kahay ko karti takraar
panga jo lay gey muj sei
ho jayee gey bekaar


kya samjay ?


woe kya kehtay hai kabi kabi
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kekekekekekeekek

Oops ye tu kuch or he mamla lagta hai .......jo marzi karoo g.

oh you wana tell us you are in love ...that's not cool because the person isn't me kekekeke




abay oyeeeee bach kay rehnay kahiiiiiiiiii tumheen he na kha jaoon ..ajj kal veay be mujay bohot bhook lagti hai........ummmmmmmmmmmmm tumheen aag pay bhoonoo ya ubaal kay khaaon

if it happenes to you often than it's depression and anxiety.
agar abi abi hona shuru hoa hai tu lagta hai tum nai billi kha lei hai..aik dafa meray ko be aesa he hoa tha jub mai nai billi khayee thi ummmmmmm but that was so tasty

really sad to know you guys belongs to such kinda families......kya aesi families be hoti hai ??
Thanks to God meri family aesi nahi....they all are caring and loving....kuch loog hotay hain ...magar woe kisi nai kya khoob kaha hai kay taali aik hath sei nahi bajti......hamari family mai be jo aik 2 loog hain jinheen dosray bura samajtay hain ya phir woe dosroo ko bura samajtay hain.......I tried to understand there problems ..i believed there must be some reason behind such hate....and i found it........kasoor sirf unhi ka nahi tha balkay poori family ka tha..

Just imagine after 30 or 40 years later ......hum loog bilkul akeelay ho jayeen gey.......hamari koi family nahi ho gey............abi be thoora bohot jo ham apni family sei miltay jultay hai woe apnay ma baap ki waja sei.....un kay baad kya ho ga ??

really depressed to read bazigar comments....Kya aesay ma baap be hotay hain duniyaa mai jo apnay bachoo ko baddua detay hain kay woe mara ya nahi ???
comeon ...it's not possible........
bachay ma baap ko baddua dei saktay hain magar ma baap nahi....
apni personal nafratoo ki waja sei itnay mukadass rishtaoo ko tu badnaam maat karoo.

that's a good move!
i appriciate it .......It's the first good step i have seen in my jb life towards the improvement.

but you should notify the user once, as it can shocks them !

sometimes aesa hota hai kay kuch loog hamara accha soch rahay hotay hain but hameen ye lagta hai jesay woe hamaray dushman hain.....
jis ki aik aam sei mesal parents ore childrens ki hai.....
ma, baap apnay bachoo ko buraiyoon sei,duniyaa ki talhioon sei bachanay kay leye hameen aesay kamoo sei mana kartay hain jo bachoo ko bohot achay lagtay hain..........ess waja sei confusions create hoti hain...

If he is your real uncle ...mai nahi samajta kay woe tumhara bura soch rahay hoon gey....just maybe tum unheen samajnay mai gulti kaar rahay ho gey.....haar insaan ka apna tareeka hota hai samjanay ka...sometims it looks bad but hakeekat mai it isn't .....
specially ye jo uncle type ki cheezeen hoti hain ye aesa he behavie karti hain....it's my personal experience ........jub meri 17,18 thi tu mujay be uncle ,shuncal zehar lagtay thay...un ki harkateen dekh kay nafrat mehsoos hoti thi.......but time guzarnay kay sath sat ehsass hota hai kay they were right ....just samjanay ka tareeka ghalat tha.....


There mst be some reason behind there words ..you can't complete your study ,can't get a job......
if you are that good....kisi ki himat nahi ho sakti kay woe ye alfaz keh sakay.....

It's a tactic that sometime i use for small childrens ..i disqurage them......kay tum toe ye kaam kaar he nasktay aray jaoo jaoo ye kaam tu tumharay buss ka nahi.........most of the times bacha woe kaam kaar kay dekha deta hai...........
agar woe apni beti sei tumhari shaadi karna chahtay hai ...that's clearlly means they like you........that's the prove they want you to become a successful person......

zara khud he socho aik taraf woe apni beti sei tumhari shaadi karna chahtay hain ore doosri taraf haar insaan kay samnay tumheen disqurage kartay hain??? that dosn't make sense

Finally i just wana tell you.....family is your power...mil jul kaar rehna he accha hota hai.....faraz karoo tum job kay leye kahi dooor ho ...khud na karay tumhari family paay koi musebaat aa jayee ...kon madaad karay ga un ki ??? loog ??...i don't think so..uss wakt sirf apnay he kaam aatay hain ...jin sei koi rishta hai chahay kesa be ho.............................
Ye ana,ye nafrat kisi kaam ki nahi........apnay app ko jukaoo gey tu kuch paooo gey...........akaar kay rahoo gey tu akelay reh jaoo gey....aray wah ye tu sher ho geya...............
kekekekeke

meri previous post kithay geyeeeeee...............

abay kya yaar......pehlay he demagh ka dahi bana hoa hai ore tum loog uss ki lassi bananay pay tulay ho.......

agar kisi waja sei ki hai...tu kum az kum mujay pm he kaar detay ..kay bahi app ki ess waja sei hum nahi post delete ki hai aayenda aesi gulta mut kejeyee ga.............


Sallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll did you complaine about my post

tu kareen phir shuru.........   

guns for sale

kismat app kay hath main hoti hai.........

essi leye tu Najoomi app ka hath dekh kay app ki kismat batatay hain
kekekekekeek

Horror/suspence
1)The Ring
2)Final Destination(1,2)
3)Nightmare on elm street series
4) The Crow
5)Dracula

let me to write a list of my fav movies
vesay tu bohot sei hai magar jo ess wakt mujay yaad aa rahi hain un mai

Comedy
1)There's something about mary
2)God must be crazy
3)American pie's (1,2,3)
4)Not another Teen movie
5)Road Trip

lo g kheer say apna sall bibi nokri shokri sei lug geye hain....................
chaloo yaar mera masla tu haal hoa...............gandagey sei tu mujay nafrat hai............jub be uss company mai jata tha haar taraf gaand......kooora ahhhhhhhhh

aab mashallah sei sall aa geye hain waha ................aik daam clean kaar dein gey sub kuch....bolay tu first class kaar kay.........

just keep hardworking aik na aik din tumheen head sweeper ki post zaroor milay gey...........









































kekekeekekeekek
ye tu thi gusa charhanay wali bateen.........lo je esi khushi mai sub bahi apna apna kurvaa mun metha kaar lein

ore haan zara tameez kay daeiray main reh kay......aik aik piece he hisay aana hai................pakanoo ko koi hath na lagayee ....enheen main khaoon ga











congratulations sall!

let me keep dreaming..........
inshallah we will develop our country better than that

abay kya naaa........

pi kay nasha jawani ka din ko hum raat kareen
pagloo!abb mai-khanay mai be khosh ki baat kareen ?

zaati sher hai...totally personal





































abb tum aarz karoo gey...........essi leye itna ghatiya hai
ess leye hum pehlay he farma detay hain.......SHUTUP
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kekekeekekekekek

agar mai kahoon kay larna chugarna tu dogs ka kaam hain(kuta kehna kuch accha nahi lagta)......tu app kaheen gey you are so stupid lartay tu ........sher,cheetay be hain.........murgay,bakray,ghaday,ghoray sub ki kushti hoti hai..........

agar mai kahoo kay bahi chaloo maan lei app ki baat..magar ye sub lartay kis waja sei hai......tu app kaheen gey.....khanay pay(kabi kabi sanfey-nazuk kay leye be)

tu mai kahoo ga ........chaloo khanay ki baat pay jugarna tu samaj mai aata hai..............insaan kabi itna hatarnak nahi hota jitna woe bhoka ho tu hota hai.........abb ye bhook chahay paeet ki ho........khuayeshaat ki ho....ya phir jazbaat ki


paas ye sabit hoa kay larnay jugarnay wala janwaar hai...........abb usay app koi be naam dei lai.....cheeta,sher,ghada, ya phir dogy kekekekeke

beshakkkkkkkk mandar ,masjid toorooo...bolay shah ye kehtaaaaa
paar pyar bara dil na toroo ess dil mai Rub rehtaaaaaa
assi ishq da dard jaga bethayyyyyyyyyyy....
assi ishq di aag laga bethayyyyyyyyyyy.....
lokeei taaa yaar lubdeay phirday...............
aesiiii lubeyaa yaaaar ganvaaaaaa bethay


kya kheel ishq nai kheela hai
kya ghum ka laga ye mela hai
dil kaal be mera akeela tha
dil aaj be mera akeela hai
umed nahi tooti dil ki
assi beshak chaain loota bethayyyyyyyyyyy

hayeee lubeyaa yaar gunvaaa bethay




mera yaar kya muj sei doooooooooooooooor hoa
ye dil kitna majbooor hoaaaaaaaaaaa
koi kya uss ko joray ga ??????
jo shesha chakna chooor hoaa
aab tukray chuntay phirtay hain
ye kesay zakhum luga bethay
hayeee lubeyaa yaar ganvaa bethay.


Asssi ishq da daard jaga bethay assi ishq di aag laga bethay

hooooooooooooooooooooo hayeee aesaaaa samaaaaa
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm phir ho ga kahaaaaaaaaa
geeeee loon mai esay khul kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
sawan mai zaraaaaaaa ghul kayy
aray sun sun sun
bhagay ray mun kaheen agay ray mun ...kahen agay......kidhar ? janoo na!

I'm totally sharaba today.............................flyinggggggggggggggggggggg ggggg
haat jaoo pechay
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
kekeekekekeke
hohahohahohahohahoha

Balich nai kaha ore hum na banyeen ......ye shehansha ki shaan kay hilaaf hai......ye lejaye app ki   

kal kis nai dekha hai ??? vesay be shahrukhan apni kitab kAL HO NA HO mai farmaa geyee hain........

haar paal yaha .......gee bhaar geaooh...
jo hai samamaa.........kal ho na ho!


kheeeeeeeeeer........

bohot sei chezeen life mai pehli baar pata chalti hain rayyyyy.........hota hai........duniyaa hai ....chalta hai.......
abi paali chi bili baan kay dekhooo.......chabach......abb chanda mamoo ko good bye boloo ore choo jaoo.........raat ko deer tuk jagna sehat kay leye accha nai......goodnight balich

kya farmayaa app nai.......zara barooo ki zuban mai samjayeen .......woe kya hai na kay humeen bachoo ki bhasha samajni mai thori problem hoti hai

akeelay na janaaaaaaaaaa.......haar taraf sei yehi sada aaati hai hameen......ore haam hoyee sadaaa kay rehamdil ess leye logoo ki request ko nazar aandaz nahi kaar saktay...........koi na koi kabi na kabi tu bhagnay ko tayar ho he jayee..............woe kya kehtay hain umeed pay duniyaa qayeem hai..................

haar jaga nahi ......sirf makhan malayee pay phisalti hai.....code word hai tumheen samaj nahi ayee ga.....


haye allah hum daar geye.......dhamki kis ko deeti hoooo ............


ye thola thola be bohot zeyada app ki sehat kay leye balich jee............vesay app sirf barasti hain ya sath mai garaj chumak be rukthi hain.....mera matlab hai biji shiji

loo gey hamaray aatay he khushi sei sall kay chehray ka rung kesa lal lal ho geya hai...........kekekeke

himat hai ksisi mai jo hameen uthay kay pheenkay.....


























hum sei request ki ja sakti hai...........shehanshayeee hind apnay paroon pay bahir jayeen gey

tabiyat ko kya hoa........aik dum first class.....bolay tu mumbai express kay maafik bhaag kay dekhayee.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..............

mai koi bhoot ho jo ghayeeb ho geya tha....buss thora mood nahi tha ...

nurse pehlay he kisi ki aashiq nikli.............ye sala hamesahay apnay sath he aesa kue hota hai................



hahaha balich that's mean tumhaeen samaj aa geya......shabash aab sall ko nahi samjanaaa .........aesi chezeen bachoo sei dooor he rukhtay hain

kue nahi

Main Hoon Na.............

abay jaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..mujay apnay hath gunday honay ka daar na ho ...................................tu tu tuuuuuuuuu.........jaooo maaf keyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

chootay choootay logoon pay hum aesi bari bari meharbaniyaa kartay rehtay hain

kekekekeke
number 3 bolay tu..........accha accha woe loog jin ki waja sei ye sara fasad hai duniyaa main......................


mujay pata tha tumhen samaj nahi ayee gey balich kue kay ye song pashtoo mai hai

baray mushki hai khoyaa mera dil hai................
koi sall kay thapaar lagayeeee naaaaaaaaa
kesay ess ka galaa main dabaooooo..
koi samjayeee naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


kekekekekek

mai rooaoon ya hansoooooooooooooooooo.........karoo mai kya karoon

aray wah singing ho rahi hai........
aarz keya hai
ahhhm ahhmmm
pagal jawani meri sokhii sokhii jayee rayyyyy
saiyeaan anaari mohay paani na pelayee rayyy
jaeet maheenay hayeee garmi barhay rayyyyyyy
pyasi machariyaa ka dil jala jayee ray
kunaa ma doob jaoon gey ........kunnaan ma doob jaoon gey......heheheeheh mujay aechay he ganay aatay hai balich

woe kya hai na kay duniyaa mai 2 tarha kay loog hotay hain jo sleepy rehtay hain..............aik woe jo bohot zeyada khatay hain.....................2sray woe jo logoo ka demag khatay hain................................................matlab sochtay kum hain ore boltay zeyada.............











































app number one hain ya number 2 apna sall jee